My Cookie!

[Azzrazzah]

I've taken the batteries out of your radio and as your asking the Goblin what's wrong... I stealth in and take the cookie

[Saturo]

I shoot rockets at you. My cookie!

[Dragonpuff]

I deflect those rockets right back at you. My Cookie!

[Aleu]

I bonk you on the head with an inflatable Frostmourne. My cookie!

[Saturo]

I eat you. My cookie!

[Golden]

I send Aberash to try and snatch your remaining eye. My cookie!

[Nikrosnil]

I use hookshot to steal the cookie. My cookie!

[Saturo]

I point in the other directions, with a terrified look on my face. As you find out what I'm so scared about, I take the cookie. My cookie!

[Nikrosnil]

Noticing it's just me pet devilsaur, I send him at you, and I snatch the cookie just before the gnome is eaten. My cookie!

[Saturo]

The Gnome dualwields rocketlaunchers at both you and the saur. My cookie!

[Azunara]

I politely ask for the cookie. You're so, so utterly shocked at the fact I didn't try to beat you up, kill, maim, or doing anything mean in anyway, so you gladly hand over the cookie. Hands in my pocket, I gleefully walk off whistling while you realize what you just do.

MY cookie!

[Saturo]

I realize this, walk up to you and stabs you in the spine. My cookie!

[Nikrosnil]

I punt the gnome off a cliff and snatch the cookie. My cookie!

[Saturo]

While falling I construct a gyrocopter, and shoot you with the built in gun. My cookie!

[Nikrosnil]

As my devilsaur has bulletproof skin, He acts as a shield, and lunges his great neck out, destroying the gyrocopter and all your tools. MY cookie!

[Saturo]

I construct new tools out of air, and shoots you with a conveniently located softairgun. My cookie.

[Gala]

Being a paladin, and the epitome of all that is good and just, you willingly give me the cookie.

Then BUBBLE HEARTH!

My cookie

[Vephriel]

I lay in wait at the Inn you hearth to, wait until you zone in, then pounce on you to steal the cookie. I throw a Frost Trap behind me to slow you down. :3

My cookie! Muahaha!

[Mustafah]

Making you Hearthstone, at the 3secs taking the cookie and bbye.

MY COOKIE

[Saturo]

I grab you by the collar of your shirt, and make you recide the National Anthem. While you do this, I take the cookie. My cookie!