My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I break out of the ice, using a flamethrower I found in the city. I also burn you with it. I loot [Badly Burned Cookie from your charred, dead hands.

My cookie!

[Azzrazzah]

As your relishing your badley burned cookie.. You hear a hissing from the gas tank of your Flamethrower and all of a sudden your a ball of flame.. The cookie arcs high overhead and as I catch it and run.. I point and laugh at you in little pieces on the ground.. My cookie!!

[Saturo]

The pieces assemble themself, and I kick you.

It's MY badly burned cookie!

[Dragonpuff]

I triumphantly return, after being eaten by a dragon!.... (ew...)
You choke on the stench, since I smell like a dragon outhouse, and drop the cookie!
My Charred Cookie!

[Saturo]

I like that smell. I take the cookie back, after smeeling you a bit more...

[Dragonpuff]

It weirded out, very much so. Karate-chop to the neck, snatch cookie, and RUN!

My Cookie (OMGGTFORUN)!

[Karathyriel]

Roundhouse kick out of the shadows to your forehead.

Ultimately my cookie now.

[Ryno]

I come back from the future, heading farther in back this time. I appear exactly next to Karathyriel and snatch the cookie.

MAI KEWKEE.

[Karathyriel]

Jump back in time, shove you from a ledge when you were a child, then jump back to present and wonder why nobody is trying to get...
MY COOKIE!

[Saturo]

My past self travels forward trough time, murders my present self, and then kicks you.

My cookie!

[Azunara]

While everyone fights over the current, nasty, charred cookie, I happily make myself a new one. I stuff it in my mouth, with a happy-go-lucky, face-wide grin. You guys ponder why I'm grinning like an idiot...and then you see the flour on my shirt.

My cookie is in MY BELLY!

[Saturo]

I punch your belly, causing you to vomit the cookie. I eat it without hesitating, and then kills the one having the charred cookie.

My cookie(s)!

[Azunara]

I cast [Hex]. You run around as a frog, and I take the cookie, using it to blackmail Malygos to protect me.

I AM INVINCIBLE.

My cookie.

[Lakewalker]

Steals Deathwing's wallet and tell him you took it. Then [Aspect of Cheetah], steal cookie and destroy the cookie, making world peace. (My cookie)

[Saturo]

I use duct tape to reassemble the cookie!

My [Charred cookie pieces and Ducttape]!

[Ryno]

After having dealt with a time paradox that actually took about 4 seconds in real time, I buy a package of oreos. Then I hide with them inside the Death Star.

My cookie(s).

Oh and I use the Death Star to blow up Saturo's cookie. And her. And her house.

[Saturo]

Hides behind Everlasting Divine Shield, and melees Ryno to death.

My cookie!

[Ryno]

Wait melee to death? Was I afk or something in the Death Star?

Also, self destruct button as I diieeeee...

I send a robot to hide the cookie on the official WoW forums since I'm dead and/or dying.

My cookie.

[Saturo]

I run to the official forums, and say "whoever gets me that cookie will get a nerf on their most hated class!"

I get thousands of cookies.

[Vephriel]

I send a rabid, steroid-injected Cookie Monster after you who devours all but the one true cookie.

This I steal in the confusion, and claim it as MINE.