My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I put on the gas mask from an old hunter tier set, and start hunting for you.

I shoot you repeatedly in the back with a shotgun.

IT. IS. MY. COOKIE!

[Azunara]

As I lay dead and convulsing, my twitching dead leg trips you. The cookie flies into my hand, where, with a dead man's grip, I hold on for dear life. (Or death.)

Even dead, it's still....

MY COOKIE!

[Saturo]

I cut off your arm with a bonesaw, and triumphantly holds it up, still gripping the cookie.

My cookie!

[Azunara]

...

Stupid bonesaws.

Anyway. I cast [Revive] on myself, and while you are triumphant, I take the discard bonesaw and whack you, before sawing your arm off, which holds my arm, which holds the cookie.

Technically mine now!

[Saturo]

I simply grab the cookie from your hand.

Also, I bribe a Druid to cast Regrowth on me.

My cookie!

[VelkynKarma]

I punt the hunter-gnome and snatch the cookie before doing so. I then climb to the highest point of Dalaran, lock myself in, put lasers at all the doorways that will burn anybody to a crisp when they enter, and import an anti-magic field from the DK's to keep people from teleporting in.

MY cookie!

~VelkynKarma

[Saturo]

I reroll as a Paladin, powerlevel to 80, and invent the [Everlasting Divine Shield]. I use my epic holy burst damage to knock down the door, whilst being immune to the lasers.

Your head meetsm [Mace].
Head has lost 100% Durability.
Mace has lost 1% durability.
Head is smashed.
Mace is gooey.

My cookie!

[Mustafah]

You understand you took a fake cookie. My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I take the right one instead.

My cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

i throw rock at you. you beh dead.cookie beh MINE

[Dragonpuff]

The cataclysm has begun! Deathwing erupts from the ground, hell-fire shooting up all around him... Conveniently right under you! As the fallen Dragon laughs at puny mortals and their fragility, I snag the cookie from where it fell from your incinerated hand!

MY Cookie! >:D

[Saturo]

As I rise as a ghost, I use my newly given Lich powers to steal the life from you, returning me to life, while turning you into a sharred corpse. I also take the cookie.

My cookie!

[Mustafah]

I'm cooking you a Delicious brains meal. And when you start to eat you understand its a trap. You think: "At least i got the cookie and these delicious brains" then you see you dont have the cookie. My Cookie!

[Azunara]

During this all, I have been quietly biding my time. Then, when everyone least expect it, I pull out future alien technology, (atom scrambler, teleportation devices, microwave rays, turn-people-into-sludge rays, the works!) and unleash them upon you all! I teleport, place to place, before siccing the turn-people-to-sludge-ray (TPSR!) on everyone who had, at one point, or in the future, plans to obtain the cookie besides me.


I AM INVINCIBLE WITHIN MY CASTLE. MY TPSR SHALL PROTECT ME!

My cookie!

[Mustafah]

You understand you dreamed all with the cookie in your hand, i took it while you was asleep.

My Cookie!

[Saturo]

Later that day, I appear in your dreams and kill you. You wake up, and are relieved upon realizing it was just a dream.

A loud crack of gunfire later, and it's MY COOKIE!

[Cookieman]

Im the Cookieman, all you cookie are belong too us, my cookie

[Saturo]

Disheartened, I hand you the cookie.

Then I realize...
I hit you over the head with [Gun],
Gun hits for 800 damage (Crushing Blow).
Cookieman dies.
Saturo gains 158 Experience.

This be mah' cookie!

[Dulanie]

sends devilsaur charging to swallow you whole then takes the cookie from what is left of your arm


MY COOKIE

[Sonata]

Suddenly a Tauren suddenly throws a Epic weapon that is actualy a plotdevice of no importance but I still get the cookie in the end.

Now I rule the cookie throne.