Official Clinic Thread - For Fainting, Hyperventilating, Etc

[Azunara]

Egads, it's worse than I thought! We must call this an epidemic! I shall name this disease: Petitis Maddenis. It must be highly contagious. Run away!

[Raydex-of-the-dawn]

Drassil: *runs away screaming* Raydex is insane! 'Tera is insane! Holy god what do we do! D:
Voltera: PURPLE. PURPLE. I DREAM IN PURPLE.
Drassil: I shall heal you from this diease of Purplus Petitis!
Epi: Druids can't heal disease.
Raydex: PURPLE BOOZE YAY

[Azunara]

This is totally related.

I got really sad when I found out Azu can't cure poisons anymore! D:

[Teigan]

Everything's so bleeping PURPLE!!! *foams at the mouth* after blue is my favorite color...DRAGONPUPPIIEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!

[Azunara]

...

*immediately sets to work on a cure. And a vaccine, while watching the crazed petopians rather fearfully.*

[Vephriel]

purple
purple
Purple
PURPLE
PURPLE!!!

[Kurasu]

AMG! AMG! AMG! AMG! WHY IS IT NOT DECEMBER 7TH YET?! I already have people who'll go on a raid to AQ40 with me for Huhuran. And a tank who'll sacrifice his life for me to get a blue dragonhawk. And my Kitten From Great Britain and I are going to swap trips into BWL to tame Chronomaggus.

AND THE ANGRY AARAKORA PROTECTOR! OH GOD! I have been looking for SO LONG! I've checked EVERY SINGLE PATCH for it! EVERY! SINGLE! PATCH! And now it's here! IT'S HERE! OMG FINALLY!

*grabs the oxygen mask and breathes hard and deep into it*

[Azunara]

*pokes needle, and grins demonically, putting on a mad scientist voice.* Who vould like ze vaccine first? Hahahah!

[Raydex-of-the-dawn]

Drassil: We still can cure poisons. They put them all on one button - Remove Corruption (and restos can remove magic, too!). But I still can't cure this freaking disease!
Raydex: *giggles* Hey, look! My blood is purple! So is my text! Pretty crazy!
Voltera: Crazy, but hot. Cause purple is hot - the art teacher lied, with her secret occult! ART TEACHER IS OCCULT :O

Drassil: ...Okay, then. PLZ CURE NOW

Maybe I should have learned first aid...

[Azunara]

Did they now? *excited over the fact that I an still cure poisons. Forget purple. >:|*

*cackles with her scary needle and skitters over to try and jab Raydex, wearing all doctory-gear to prevent infection.*

[Teigan]

[Raydex-of-the-dawn]

Raydex: -so drunk it doesn't work- How am I even still alive? Oh, I know! Because of Purple! PURPLE IS THE NEW HOLY ORDER. WORSHIP PURPLE.

Drassil: I have rezzes! Does it persist through death?

[Kaswryn]

*rushes in with restraints* I hope I'm not too late!
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Edit- Did someone say purple?

[pengupuff]

With no beta key and no time machine, playing WoW at this point is just painful.

Does anyone happen to have a Delorian and a friend named Doc Brown??

[Niabi]

~ Niabi enters the clinic cautiously. Her eyes alert and shifty. She curls up in a dark corner of the room, tucking her legs up into the fetal position and begins to rock herself gently back and forth. ~

</mumbles to self> "So many pets ... so many pets ..."

[Kalliope]

NICE, Shadow!

*glees at Niabi's avatar and gives her Yarny to hold while in the fetal position*

[Dragondarch]

*Pokes head out from staff lounge after morphine induced nap
*Sees the hysteria
*Sneaks to storage closet
*Starts re-organizing everything
*Paints pictures of Chromaggus on every box

[Kalliope]

Somehow, I *don't* think that's going to help people recover...

[Niabi]

NICE, Shadow!

*glees at Niabi's avatar and gives her Yarny to hold while in the fetal position*

"Oooh! Yarn!"

[Kaswryn]

*grabs purple straight jacket and puts it on with the assistance of a pet...then falls asleep in the corner and twitches as she dreams of colorful little 100X100 squares* >.>