Ketchaeatcha Reveals De Priest Anthem

[Ketchaeatcha]

I lot of people be saying "Ketcha, how can I become a priest like you?" And I smack dem on de head wit de staff of knowledge (some say dat dis is just a regular staff but after a few more smacks dey learn enough to agree wit me on dis) and tell dem dat dere are three tings dey need to enter de priestly orders.

1) De desire to heal others to the extend dat dey deserve it
2) A deep hatred of gnomes
3) A strong singing voice

Now de first two are for reasons so obvious dat I don't need to explain dem, but I know dat some of you are wondering about de third requirement, so if you are first let me pop you one wit dis staff here and I'll go deeper into de reasoning.

Now de reason all priests need a good voice is because nuttin can inspire, enlighten, and lead like de proper song at de proper time... why I remember in seminary singing de rousing chorus of "Kill de gnome, eat his bones!" around de small bon-pyres, always bring a tear to me eye.

For anyone tinking of joining us in de holy order I give to you de official unauthorized priest theme... if ya can wrap ya lips around dis den you too might have what it takes

*ahem*

*mememememe*

*Breathes in deeply*

I like big buffs and I can not lie
You other classes cannot deny
That when a healer throws out a itty bitty buff
And a cool down long enough
You get sprung
Wanna fall down dead
Cuz you notice that that buff was muffed
Deep in the armor you’re wearing
You fell and can’t stop swearing
Oh, baby I wanna heal ya
And take your screenie
My apps they tried to warn me
But that heal you got
Make me so OOMie
You say you wanna get in my party?
Well use me, use me, cuz you ain’t that average groupy

I’ve seen them castin’
To hell with DPSing
I’m tough, rough, got it going with an epic buff

I’m tired of blogs
Saying druids are the thing
Take the average priest and ask him that
You gotta pack much buff

So Parties (yeah) Parties (yeah)
Has your healer got the buff? (hell yeah)
Well cast it, cast it, cast it, cast it, cast that epic buff.
Party got buff

(Outlands armor with Northrend healing)

I like’em big and loud
And when I’m healing a crowd
I just can’t help myself
I’m acting like a animal
Now here’s my scandal

I wanna get you instanced
And BUFF, double BUFF BUFF
I ain’t talking about AH
Cuz potions were made for boys
I want em real big and loud
So find that massive crit
Tanks now in trouble
Begging for a piece of that bubble
So I’m looking at u-tube videos

Knocking those healers acting like noobs
You can have those rubes
I’ll keep my party buffed up
A word to the thick armored tanks
I wanna get with ya
I won’t cus or hit ya
But I gotta be stright when I say I wanna heal
Til the break of dawn
Healer got it going on
A lot of healers won’t like this song
Cuz them punks button smash to hit and quit
But I’d rather stay and play
Cuz I’m long and strong
And I’m here to get that buffing on

So parties (yeah) Parties (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my instance? (yeah)
Then turn around
Fight it out
Even tanks got to shout
Healer got buff

(Outlands armor with Northrend healing)

Yeah baby
When it comes to buffing
Shamans ain’t got nothing on my selection
4/47/0?
Only if the tank has no threat

So your shaman throws a buff
Trying to convince the party he’s tough
But that shaman ain’t got the stuff that I can buff
My party don’t want none unless you got stun hun
You can do VII Scrolls or 2 Hr Flasks, but please don’t lose that buff
Some players don’t wanna play that support role
And tell you that the buff ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So health meter says you’re low
Well I’m not casting slow
Cuz your threat is small and your damage is kicking
And I’m thinking bout stickin
To the leetists in the arena
You ain’t a big thing
Give me a unbuffed tank and I can’t resist it
Cause both the druid and the shaman did miss it
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his tanks were on my list
He had buffs but chose to ignore em
And specced to dps and then try to heal ‘em
So parties if that buff is small
And you want a super sized throw down?
Dial 1-900-Priest and kick them tiny heals
Party got buffs
Party got buffs

Little in the armor but he got much buff
Little in the armor but he got much buff
Little in the armor but he got much buff
Little in the armor but he got much buff

Dat is all

[Darkharvest]

Love it! Makes me want to lvl my priest more.

[VelkynKarma]

Another inspirational piece from our troll priest No wonder we keep you around XD

~VelkynKarma

[Kalliope]

I like big buffs and I can not lie

Quoted for pure, unadulterated AWESOME.

[Ryno]

Ketcha is indeed our most honored priest.

Huzzah for his wisdom!

[Nick]

I bet even P. Dawg would dub this an epic win.