My Cookie!

[bluddy]

*u'r unstopable Satu! unfair!*

Summons a Rain of infernals at Saturo and it'll never end untill the energy of u'r machine stops...u'r machine summons it

[Saturo]

*Watches tiny little infernals splat against shields*
*Gets informed that the shields are holding*
*Continues bombarding!*
I love the little goa'uld thing I've got going here... :P

[bluddy]

*picks up cellphone*
*calls sargeras*
*talks about cows and biscuits*
*asks sargeras to take care of Saturo*
*impending doom following soon*

[Saturo]

*Watches demon smack against shields*
A persistent world... Legions of slave warriors! Prepare a ground assault with your plasma-stick weapons!

[bluddy]

*re-calls Sargeras to see if it worked*
*sighs deeply*
*cheats*
*uses god-mode*
*instantly destroy's shields*
*asks sargeras to do it again*
*it seemed god-mode failed...crap*

[Saturo]

*Watches demon smack against hull*
*Sighs*
Someone fix the goddamn shields!
*Sighs again*
*Leans back in chair, bored*

[bluddy]

*shields are bag up...meaning Sargeras is trapped within the shield...and lost connection to the portal which summoned him there*
*laughs at the Demon bouncing within the shield...notably not hitting the ship atm though*
*takes some popcorn*

[Saturo]

*Sees that shields are up again*
Well, that's better! AND WHERE'S MY ICECREAM!?
*Gets icecream*
Yaay!

[bluddy]

*eats popcorn and drinks some cola*

[zedxrgal]

*Sneaks up in Klingon Bird of prey fully cloaked while Bluddy and Saturo continue to duke it out*
They suspect nothing
*transports onto Saturo's ship using human cloaking device and tip toes to her captain's chair*
She suspects nothing!
*Snatches cookie while Saturo's on the phone - head turned*
*Also snatches ice cream*
*transports out completely unnoticed and send out signals that Bluddy and his mastiff were the thieves*
They suspect NOTHING!
*Flies away fully cloaked .......... laugh maniacally*

[Saturo]

*Looks around*
HEY! MY COOKIE! These innocent and loyal jaffa will pay!
*Shoots ha'tak crew*
*Continues bombardment, somehow*

[Azunara]

*steals lightning staff from some of the dead troops on Earth.*

Because even lacking a flamethrower, a rifle will do the job. Now all I need is a way into the ship...*hides out somewhere to avoid the bombardment and troops.*

[bluddy]

*picks up cellphone*
*calls azunara to try to say sorry for the flamethrower*
*pull out her shield destroyer...hits Sats machine...unfortunately it too, all my bag space so can't shoot it down....for now

[zedxrgal]

*Happily stares at the war that now has Azu involved while happily clutching stolen cookie*

I think they'z forgot about the cookie

*Plants more evidence of theft by Bluddy on Saturo's ship, plants evidence by Azu of Bluddy and Saturo are really working together, plants evidence by Bluddy that Azu and Saturo are working together*

They suspect nothing

*Stays cloaked watching battle clutching cookie and my minions do my bidding*

[bluddy]

*finds a lost cellphone*
*it has this huge artillary of goblin engineering on it...the sign of saturo.*
*finds a message...Ofcourse Azunara ofcourse we'll have another tea party with some chocolate chipped cookies*
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!*

[Azunara]

*uses Flare to find Zed.*

Oh, good! I get practice with this thing.

*BLASTS WITH LIGHTNING STAFF.*

*takes cookie, satisfied.* Okay, lightning staff. Flamethrower was better, but you're pretty high up on the awesome list right now.

[bluddy]

*goes after Azunara...*
*finds her after a while*
*nice looking lignthing staff....grr it shall be mine*
*hides away*

[zedxrgal]

*I shake off my singed edges with a sneer as I already have a new idea*
*Uses minions to pinpoint Azu's exact location*
*Snickers wildly*

You will be mine again cookie

*Azu's back is turned STRIKE NOW*
*Pulls out secret weapon WAND OF EPIC WATERS*
*Azu attempts to use the lightning staff and learns quickly that water and electricity don't mix*
*Uses levitation spell to bring cookie to me, drops it into gloved hand*

MINE ALL MINE!

*Drenches Azu one more time*

Muhwahahahaha

[bluddy]

Whilst Azunara is unconscious i grab the staff...and i Hide myself in my bunker which can only be opened from within and which is *so far* impossible to get into from outside

[Saturo]

*Waits for Bluddy to suffocate*
*Continues orbital bombardment*
*Feels bored from being all alone on the spaceship*
Maybe I shouldn't have killed all those minions...