3 Word Story

[Saturo]

rumbling hunger, and

[Sphax]

went to Thunderbluff ....

[Emowin]

where he found

[Saturo]

many hamburgers, that

[Sphax]

where made of

[Vephriel]

Tauren! He gasped

[Sphax]

and with a ...

[Khishay]

tauren burger, he

[Saturo]

quickly devoured it

[Sphax]

before he's seen ...

[Ryno]

by the guards!

[Sphax]

But Cairne saw ...

[Ryno]

Brutis eating the

[Vephriel]

taboo burgers and

[Sphax]

called Thrall to ...

[Vephriel]

hold a trial

[Sphax]

the three went ...

[Vephriel]

So out of boredom I decided to compile the text so far in this thread into a paragraph format. It reads like a crack addict's delusion but it's pretty funny. I took a few liberties and added grammar/punctuation/small linking words to make it flow a bit better, but for the most part it's unaltered. It suffers from many run-on sentences and a sudden swap in character point-of-view near the beginning. xD

• Brutis the hunter was in love with an ogre named Jeffery Burtock who liked truffles. One stormy night Jeffery was camping. It started flooding, but Skoll appeared and ninjaed loot so Jeffery cried. Jeffery cast trackbeast and farted loudly, missed taming Skoll, and again he cried. But he saw a pile of cornbeef and thought quietly "Nom nom nom!". But cornbeef was very tough so Brutis then sang a song out of tune so loudly that he was pounced by Simon Cowell who roundhouse kicked Brutis in the face causing much better Mp5 regeneration.
  
  He gazed far and saw some wild Mammoths stampeding right at him so he jumped into a Jeep and drove to his local brothel for some fun. Once he arrived he gazed into a Tauren's eyes and he saw a demon's soul! The starry night shed light on his inner turmoils concerning his favourite pets. He possessed DUAL ROCKET LAUNCHERS which he used to start a huge explosion which startled the herd of humongous cold and so he cried...again.
  
  To stop crying he took out a cupcake that he ate and decided to raid the fridge for sweet, delicious, mouth-watering bits of chicken. Then he ran into the fridge! Bruised and delirious he left behind his [Epic Purple Shirt]. He took the shirt and tore a [Custom Bandana] for his war against the Silithids and epic calories, but he forgot that the Silithids would enjoy eating lots of pets and big bandanas. So he then set a trap using only his tunic and belt. But he trapped his own mother who baked him a [Silithid Truffle] oozing with pure toxic sludge which made him sick. Fortunately, he found a portal to Willy Wonka's Factory of [Silithid Truffles] which wtfpwned him. After being wtfpwned with a big rat which looked like Chevy Chase he decided to wash his Red Black Tuxedo with Red Black cleaner and go barhopping.
  
  He got into a kinky situation with a dragqueen so he vomited and then swallowed a discarded spoon which tasted like rotten fish tails. Exasperated, he decided to call his trusted bodyguard Fluffy who ate dragqueens like they were chocolate covered almonds. And so Fluffy charged something randomly and hit himself with Quel'delar. Ouch! Brutis hugged Fluffy.
  
  They were ambushed by insane cockroaches. Brutis then screamed "OH MY NOODLES!" and started running into a farm and tripped on a very large cartonbox with noodles which he threw while yelling at some clouds. He then wished for something delicious that would satisfy his rumbling hunger, and went to Thunderbluff where he found many hamburgers that were made of Tauren!
  
  He gasped and with a tauren burger he quickly devoured it before he was seen by the guards! But Cairne saw Brutis eating the taboo burgers and called Thrall to hold a trial. The three went

[Sphax]

to valley of trials


i know not 3 words but couldnt fit it

sorry sorry sorry

[Vephriel]

where Brutis was