My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I get annoyed at your ponytail swinging. I hit you with my spaceships 800MW Dual-Barrel Plasma Cannons.

My cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

fine, swing you by your foot instead...my cookeh

[Dragonpuff]

As justice has failed me, I munch on a Deviate Fish and become a Ninja!
I appear, snatch the cookie, then disappear!
My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I activate my spaceships Life Signs detector. I shoot your red dot.
Turns out, ninjas are'nt invincible.

[rathenar]

I apear from the darkness and steal the cookie from the corpse, then I use instant transmition to teleport far away from Saturo. My Cookie!

[Saturo]

I activate my spaceships interstellar drive, and, travelling at eighty times the speed of light, steal the cookie from you. MY COOKIE!

[Ryno]

/appears out of a service closet in Saturo's ship
/twists knobs, pulls levers
/snag cookie
/ABANDON SHIP

[Saturo]

Ryno activated the shields. He's sitting below the ship, on the shield right now. I use the teleportation thingies to snatch the cookie. Mine! Mine I tells ya!

[Ryno]

/EMP bomb!
/is equally screwed...

[VelkynKarma]

I fly past you on a rocket and snatch the cookie.

Then I zoom off so fast that you can't even see where I vanish to!

My cookie!

~VelkynKarma

[GethlarNomudac]

turns out you vanish to the arathi highlands, and gethlar steal tha cookie and gives it to me.
MAH COOKEAH

[Ryno]

Using nothing but a 6" by 6" napkin, I glide silently by, and take the cookie, using the air pockets to my advantage and fly off into AB with the cookie!

[Saturo]

I kick your ass in PvP, after quickly relogging to my Rogue.

[Ryno]

/rez's in AB, cookie still in hand...
/afk
/hearthstone

[Saturo]

/afk = /a free kill

I eat you. Except for the cookie. But I prepare to eat it.

[Ryno]

/is eaten
/is SO tempted to reenact scene from Alien

[Emowin]

Tackles Saturo cuts open belly removes cookie from what is left of Ryno...my cookie

[Saturo]

After stitching my belly back together, I mount my 800Mw Dual-Barelled Plasma Cannon of Belief into an abandoned shredder. I have gained mount Mech Suit.

Mech Suit shoots you. I use it's second, diminutive claw to pick up the cookie.
My cookie!

[Ryno]

I come back from the dead as a computer virus, overtaking Saturo's shredder and making all the monitors display porn!

/\/\y l<o0k13

[Vephriel]

I beseech the mighty P. Dawg for aid and am sent prairie dog assassins who retrieve the cookie for me. My cookie!

(really just wanted an excuse to use this image xD )