My Cookie!

[Vicario]

I unleash pirate coyotes specialized in killing prairie dog assassins. My cookie.

[Saturo]

I unleash 800MW Dual-Barelled Plasma Cannons of Belief. You suddenly believe strongly in P. Dawg. I wear a chipmunk hat, and convince you to give me all your money. And the cookie.

[Vicario]

I snap out and load up an Explosive Shot. I then get incredibly drunk and fire at a conveniently-placed pile of nuclear waste. I then say,

This URL.

*Evil laugh. My cookie.*

[Saturo]

My ghost haunts you. You're so scared, you drop the cookie and run away. My cookie! If only I could pick it up... Damn my ethereal hands!

[Vicario]

I ninja loot the cookie since you released spirit. My cookie.

[Dragonpuff]

I send this guy at you, and tell him he needs to test his new skills on you. As you are distracted by the crazy mage running right at you, I grab the cookie and run. Run VERY fast. AWAY. GONE.

[Ryno]

/pops out of the grounder underneath Dragonpuff
/grabs shins
/grabs cookie
/reburrows

[GethlarNomudac]

MY TYRANITAR USEs EARTHQUAKE (DOUBLE DAMAGE)
(Ryno faints)
(i burrow underground grab cookeh, and BAIL)

[Saturo]

I activate my iron dwarf digging machine. It drills trough our head. You die. I tame the cookie. And then start to asphyxiate (spelling?) due to the lack of air down here. I drill upwards, and then jump into my gyrocopter. I fly up, and hover in the air.

Mah cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

i rez at SH(you r paying my fricken repair bills) shoot you down with [Rough Boomstick]i recently made, and take the cookie, it ... IS ...MMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNE
/evil laugh

[Ryno]

/taps GethlarNomudac's shoulder
/FALCO PAWNCH
/grab cookie
/flees into the Monastery!

(asphyxiate is spelled right, so sayeth Firefox!)

[GethlarNomudac]

TNT...DYNOMITE... no more monastary
wait, that means...
NO COOKEH ...
what have i done

[Dragonpuff]

Using a slightly tweeked Mote Extractor, I collect the Cookie particles from the air, and reform the Cookie!
My Cookie!

[Aleu]

I eat Dragonpuff. Yum.

My Cookie!

[Fworbin]

Having been trained in the dark arts of used-car-salesmanship, I convince you to give me the cookie in exchange for a rubber band and two pounds of bacon fat. You take 372 Sleaze damage.
Zhe kookey eez myne.

[Saturo]

I attach a rocket to an old plate glove.

ROCKETPUNCH!

My cookie, btw.

[Fworbin]

I introduce you to Rattlin' Hank, an undead hobo.
While you're discussing methods of cooking brains, I take the cookie from your back pocket.
MINE!

[Ryno]

I tackle Fworbin, while dressed like a cat, grab the cookie, and then slink off with my cat-like reflexes. Aka running awkwardly in a cat costume.

[Dragonpuff]

I explode, Alien style, from Aleu's chest. As Ryno gaps in horror, I stumble over, Zombie style, and grab the cookie.
Coooooo....kieeeeee

[Saturo]

I shoot you with my shotgun, which I have enchanted with +250 AP against Undead.

My cookie.