my phone says......

[Adam-Savage]

Here is a small collection of pictures I got from The infamous iPhone auto-correct. These where uploaded by other people to a site. oh and there is small minor vulgar language in some of them. It's nothing any of you have not heard or here just doing your normal thing daily.

[Saturo]

Amusing.

[Adam-Savage]

Amusing.

There is alot more @ http://damnyouautocorrect.com

[Moore]

I've typoed the coke one so many times on MSN and I don't know why my friends just laugh at me ;_;

[Mania]

I love DYAC! One at a time the things are amusing. But I store them up and after #10 or so I'm laughing so hard I can't talk.

The ones I love best are the ones where someone is trying to be vulgar and instead says something perfectly normal.

[Kalliope]

Wow, this makes me so glad I don't use any autocorrections... I make enough questionable typos on my own! xD

[Saturo]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

[Cialbi]

Wow, this makes me so glad I don't use any autocorrections... I make enough questionable typos on my own! xD

This. I am now consciously avoiding using the words 'about' and 'it' in a row, because I occasionally will misplace the space between them. This only happens when I'm having a conversation with a female in WoW, by some weird twist of fate.

[Kalliope]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

I catch those 99.9% of the time.
The other .1% of the time, I'm mortified. -_-

[Anyia]

I catch those 99.9% of the time.
The other .1% of the time, I'm mortified. -_-

Haha, not as bad as one of my guildies - at some point during a BT run back in BC there was a conversation about something on vent, and she responded with "I can handle twelve at once". These days nobody remembers what the conversation was about, but we all remember that quote!

[Sarayana]

Wow, this makes me so glad I don't use any autocorrections... I make enough questionable typos on my own! xD

Haha, I have a tiny but nagging suspicion that some of these aren't caused by predictive texting at all.

"How big are your titties"
"WHAT?"
"TIRES! I meant tires!! Uhm, stupid predictive texting, yeah, that's it. "

[Kalliope]

Wow, this makes me so glad I don't use any autocorrections... I make enough questionable typos on my own! xD

Haha, I have a tiny but nagging suspicion that some of these aren't caused by predictive texting at all.

lol, indeed! Some are clearly faked and they're considerably less funny. Ditto this for the ones that are clearly just typos and the person's trying to weasel out of it. But the plausible ones are quite hilarious.

[Adam-Savage]

Here is another batch.

[Mania]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

The best kind of bio break ...

[Azunara]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

The best kind of bio break ...

Ahem. Confession time. I used to think you were kind of scary. You know, all big and powerful and full of authority and capable of saying, "You know what, Azu? You displease me. *BANS.*" (Likewise, Veph, Kalli and Golden make me nervous too, and they seem really nice and I don't even know if they can ban me. O_o)

That said, this quote right here pretty much took everything I thought, threw it to the ground, stomped on it, and said, "NO. YOU ARE WRONG."

So yeah. You seem a lot less scary now, more amusing. Yay!

[Kalliope]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

The best kind of bio break ...

Ahem. Confession time. I used to think you were kind of scary. You know, all big and powerful and full of authority and capable of saying, "You know what, Azu? You displease me. *BANS.*" (Likewise, Veph, Kalli and Golden make me nervous too, and they seem really nice and I don't even know if they can ban me. O_o)

That said, this quote right here pretty much took everything I thought, threw it to the ground, stomped on it, and said, "NO. YOU ARE WRONG."

So yeah. You seem a lot less scary now, more amusing. Yay!

*looms over Azu like a big, brooding shadow*

Mania has a wicked sense of humor, tbqh. Doesn't stop her from being the boss around here, of course; she just does have that other side to her. I mean, c'mon, she has a hunter with crab pets - that's cute! If not...pinchiful. Yes, I just made that word up.

(I make you nervous...how? *cackle*)

[Cialbi]

I often need to write "brb, sec" in /g or /ra. It often becomes "brb, sex".

The best kind of bio break ...

Meanwhile, in the home of one of Mania's guildies:

*taps foot*
This has got to be a record-breaking bio break. Is she alright?

[Felidire]

LOL, a fair few of those cracked me up; namely the pinch poke, the freezer, and the 50 patient ones. XD

I remember when I was in a group with my mother & sister about to queue for an instance, i'm farming herbs and some random guy joins, so being polite, I ask: "Do you wank to come as well?" -- I hear them start laughing in the other room and telling me to re-read my sentence. (I re-read it 3 times, saw nothing, they actually had to point at the typo on my screen before I realized. Felt so stupid, lmao.) x3

[Celi]

I catch those 99.9% of the time.
The other .1% of the time, I'm mortified. -_-

Haha, not as bad as one of my guildies - at some point during a BT run back in BC there was a conversation about something on vent, and she responded with "I can handle twelve at once". These days nobody remembers what the conversation was about, but we all remember that quote!

>.< You weren't on BR alliance during TBC were you? That sounds like something I would have said.

[AdamSavage]