But not tonight! Tonight, I have a rhino to talk about. Specifically, this one:
The slate rhino! Or, if you're me, "the other blue rhino."
Anyway! These bad boys can be found in Borean Tundra, so it was nothing at all to go engineer-hopping over there to find one! At least, it would be if you were smart enough to follow directions, which I was not. I've been playing games for years and I STILL get east and west confused about a third of the time. Anyway! Rhinos!

Look how sad and lonely he is, being the only rhino like him... Yes I know the brown rhinos are either babies or lady ones so he's perfectly fine. So I landed and tamed!

And soon enough I had a new pet! He had a few doubts, I think.

Turns out he's kind of a family man and was worried about leaving his family behind. I promise to return him when I'm finished, so he agreed to come with me. So he said goodbye...

And we were off to one of the nearby floating platforms so I could get a clearer look at him. Let's see!

Here he have him! He is a furry wall in shades of grey. A light grey that's almost purple in some lights, a blue-grey face, and a lighter, warmer grey for his horns and toenails. His eyes are reddish, likely for contrast.
He's actually... less hairy than I was expecting, if you can believe that. While he does have those 2D fur ruffs on his legs/tail, I was expecting more fur down there. He has pokes on either side of his head, which I assume are supposed to be ears? There is no good angle to see them, so eh.
He's a pretty huge monster of a pet, and the kind of solid lump of a tank I was hoping the bears to be, so I named him Bear.
I knew I was going to be taking him around to fight, but that didn't mean I couldn't show him a good time, right? So I took him to see Farunn!

Turns out he's not much for visitors. So we went to the other jungle, to go egg hunting.

No egg, but ZOMG! This is the first time I've -ever- seen her! I was pretty certain she wasn't real. Guess I'm wrong. We let her be, though.
Then we went swimming!

It was like swimming with a small island.

One that doesn't want to get water in his nose. Really awkward head positioning there, Bear! Under the water his legs are paddling away for all he's worth.
Swimming over, we went bowling!

I am sad you can only bowl one cultist at a time, however. His friend was so jealous!

So we sent him over too.

Then we fought something that makes even Bear look small! Turns out you can't punt Chillmaw. Sadface.
Combat-wise, he's an unexciting tank. The bleed special is not good, so I ended up just turning it off. The punting is fun, but not terribly useful for me. Maybe in pvp?
Overall, I really enjoyed Bear. He was big, he was tank-y, and he was even kinda pretty, in his own way. If his special wasn't worthless int he spec I needed to be in to use him, I might even keep him. However, as that's not the case, I returned him to his family. Perhaps we'll meet again, Bear!
May I have another? :3
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