I think I'm the only lady I know who is quite happy with her breasts. Not so big I have back problems, not so small that I can't wear a bra. I guess the left one's slightly bigger, but you know who knows that?
Nobody who cares about it. (The boyfriend's stance, and previous men's stances, is approximately "I don't care, shush and let me play with them please.")
Not quite as bad as penis size, but it does annoy me that so many people fuss about the flab attached to a lady's front.

Too big, too small, too round, too pointy, too flabby, to bouncy, too NO SHUT UP THIS IS DUMB. Go have fun with them already. Arrrgh!
Sorry, not directed at the people who feel bad about what they have, just the people who make you feel bad in the first place. What funsuckers.
(GormanGhaste? You are my favorite. Best link all week.)