My Cookie!

[Azunara]

Curse you!

I send fluffy unicorns at you. Either your eyes bleed from the cuteness, or you melt from the cuteness. Take your pick. I take the cookie from you while you're struggling with the unicorns.

My cookie, wham!

[Fworbin]

I explode out of the Cookie Monster's chest, in a not-at-all-plagiarized manner. I get some rope, figure out how to do a lasso, and get you by the neck. I take the cookie, then tie you to a cow.
My cookie.

[Azunara]

After much thought, I have a solution.

THE COOKIE IS A LIE, SUCKERS!

I take my Portal gun, open an orange portal behind you and a blue one underneath me. I fall through the blue one, end up behind you, taser you, take the cookie, make a new portal, hop through, make a few more portals, till eventually I'm gun.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cookie is mine now.

[Fworbin]

I get up off the ground, and wait. A few minutes later, the Laws of Physics look sharply in your direction, demand to know what the hell you think you're doing, and you explode. I loot your remains, and get [Cookie].

[Rottingham]

I switch to my DK alt, kill you, raise you as a ghoul, and do ghoul explode. I attempt to loot the cookie off of you, but you are a friendly corpse due to being my ghoul, so I cannot loot you. I instead scrub the floors and only the cookire remains. I snag thecookie, send it throuhg mail to my hunter. I switch back to my hunter and an hour later recieve my cookie in the mail. My Cookie!

[Fworbin]

So I'm a bucket of slimy water? That's new.. I tip the bucket over, and slide down a hill, which you conveniently happen to be standing on. I wait in a puddle. Eventually you make a lawn chair out of a couple giraffes, and go to sleep. I jump in your mouth, and ooze up into your brain. Eeeh, dirty in here..Anyway, possesion! Technically I'm Rottingham, but..
MY COOKIE!!

[Saturo]

I feel a sudden dislike for Rottingham, so I rush up behind him and beat him down from the giraffe with my zomg l33t k4r473 skillz. The cookie somehow stays up here, so I grab it.

Mine!

[Sonata]

Because of a rip in the universe of understanding Hannah Montana is ressed and attacks Saturo with for no real reason.
Anyway in the chaos I steal the cookie and run away like a madman.

[Fworbin]

I ooze out of Rottingham and into a nearby hyena.(Apparently we're in the Barrens now?)
I chase Sonata down and gnaw..Hmm..Eh, I'll guess..his leg off. I take the cookie, and tape his arms to his sides.(That's really hard when you don't have thumbs)
My cookie.

[Dragonpuff]

/stable current pet
/tame hyena

My pet, my cookie. >:D

[GethlarNomudac]

I kick Fworbin/hyenea, shoot you, take cookie and..
I'M CHARGIN MAH LAZORS!!!!!!!!!!

[Rottingham]

I unplug the lazer from the socket on the wall, which for some reason makes it explode while you're near it. the cookie flies from the scene and I catch it!

[Azunara]

I drag myself from the ground after being exploded by the Law of Physics. Still wielding my badly mashed portal gun, I make a few more portals, one where I am, one at a local bakery. I swipe some cake, and make yet another portal in front of Rottingham. You drop the cookie at the sight of cake, but I make a few more portals, one underneath Rottingham and one in the local rabid-dog-shelter.

Whahahah! I haz cake, cookie, and (unpredictable) portal gun!

[Fworbin]

I sit next to Dragonpuff, bored. Then, when she's not looking, I run up to Azunara while she's laughing, and bite her. She drops the cookie and cake. I eat the cake, and snag the cookie. I run back to Dragonpuff, wagging my stump of a tail.
My cookie!(Guess I'm on a team now?)

[Saturo]

After some scenes of me stealthing awesomely, I prepare to grab the cookie. I spot a huge, winged demon up on a platform, and charge.

Illidan pwns my face.

[Dragonpuff]

I pet Fworbin the Hyena, and give her a Hyena treat (a Zhevra) for retrieving the Cookie!
(Team sounds good to me! XD ) Our Cookie!

[Sonata]

I log onto my rogue and I am a master of the epic rogue art of faceroll keyboard-fu!
While you pet Fworbin (who gnawed off my leg and bit off my arm) I pickpocket the cookie and backstab Dragonpuff to the song of "Rogues do it from behind".
Dragonbuff dies and pet is dismissed because of the hunter missing.

[Fworbin]

Dragonpuff auto-rezzes after a bit, and sits there afk. I pop up, run over and grab Saturo(Who happens to be unconscious) by the foot, and beat you over the head(Waist?) with her. Once you're unconscious, I drop her, dig through your stuff for the cookie, and take it, along with one of your shoes. I run back to Dragon, put the cookie in a bag, and plop down to gnaw your shoe.
My(our) cookie! Also, nice shoe, what is this, Italian leather?

[Rottingham]

Jumps out of the Italian leather shoe, kicks Fworbin, and runs away with the cookie!

[Saturo]

I wake up, and immediately start yelling:
"Starting raid for cookie! Need Mage! Non-Mage ok!"