Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

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Redith
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Chuck Norris jokes I just made up

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So no more then 5 minutes ago I created 2 AWESOME chuck norris jokes that I had to share with you

Chuck Norris once had a gall stone, after he passed it scientists named the new mineral Kryptonite

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Chuck Norris once decided to play WoW. He rolled a hunter, his Starting pet was Deathwing

What you guys think?
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Redith wrote:Chuck Norris once decided to play WoW. He rolled a hunter, his Starting pet was Deathwing
So that's why Deathwing is always acting like someone pissed in his cereal.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
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I like'em! I couldn't believe the other day in general they were tossing Chuck jokes around again. Was like a time warp to 3 years ago! I couldn't complain, they replaced the ever-popular [Anal] conversation. Anything is better than that.

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Haha I like 'em! But wouldn't Deathwing be Jay Leno's pet?

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Tsiya wrote:... I couldn't complain, they replaced the ever-popular [Anal] conversation. Anything is better than that.
Oh geesh, I know what that's like :roll:

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Litlemouse wrote:
Tsiya wrote:... I couldn't complain, they replaced the ever-popular [Anal] conversation. Anything is better than that.
Oh geesh, I know what that's like :roll:
....but I'm guessing despite how silly they are you just slid one... or two quotes in there? lol
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