I Am The Pet Killer

Unread post by **Symphony** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:16 am

You Don't Know Me

I tame all the rare pets that I want.
When I find a rare I already have,
Or a rare I don't want,
I kill it.

If I catch you taming a rare, I'll do my best to kill it or kill you.
Why?
Because I can.

There's nothing you can do to stop me.

I am what makes rare pets truly rare. Hate Me.

Unread post by **Litlemouse** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:20 am

Just ignore him. The less posts he gets the more bored he'll get.
Or she. Either way.

Unread post by **Moore** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:26 am

In all honesty, I thought this thread title was a reference to the Thursday song for whatever reason.

But I'm going to fight your hate with

Unread post by **Novikova** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:36 am

Hmm. I like the poetry format. But you lose a lot of points for substance. I give it

4.5/10.

Unread post by **bigbadwolfx** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:40 am

every one laugh!!!

Unread post by **Thwip** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:45 am

Have fun killing Ghostcrawler.

Unread post by **Ziarre** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:52 am

Ahaha.

YouTube Edition · Unread post by **Kalliope** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:53 am

Thwip wrote:Have fun killing Kirix.

Fixed.

<3

Unread post by **Aeladrine** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:56 am

While I applaud your interesting way of telling this to us all, I regret to inform you that your poem has no meter, no rhyme, and no basic "feel" to it. Good poetry can give off a beat without actually having a true meter, but your fails at this. This is not iambic pentameter, this is not a sonnet, this is barely even what I would consider blank verse, and this is certainly not heroic verse.

I am sorry to say, dear troll, that your attempts at poetry are mediocre at best.

Unread post by **Acherontia** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:59 am

What on earth could you possibly want from this?

Symphony wrote:Hate Me.

Oh, right!

Btw...

You don't make rare pets rare; spawn timers make rare pets rare. You just make yourself look silly.

(Edit: Another thought. This is the second troll in 2 days. Are there really people who wake up in the morning and go, "I KNOW! LET'S TROLL PETOPIA!"?

)

Unread post by **Vephriel** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:02 am

Smother them with hugs and love!

It's like salt to a snail.

Unread post by **Litlemouse** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:09 am

Acherontia wrote:
(Edit: Another thought. This is the second troll in 2 days. Are there really people who wake up in the morning and go, "I KNOW! LET'S TROLL PETOPIA!"? )

I don't know why but that made me laugh

And yes I know I'm breaking my own rule, but ah well I don't think this is the sort of attention that he was wanting x3

Unread post by **Siela** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:14 am

" I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob "

Apologies... I couldn't resist.

Unread post by **Monica Gems** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:19 am

Right... but how does it make you FEEL?

Unread post by **Lotusii** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:21 am

This trolling is not satisfactory, I give it a 1/10. The poem should be funnier, maybe with a bit of rhyme? I see no effort here. Also not sure if serious.
　／l、
（ﾟ､｡７ We shall all continue to party all the time.
　l、 ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ

Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:22 am

I'm sorry to say that dark poetry is not your strong suit. If you're going the emo route, may I suggest black hair dye and swoopy bangs?

Unread post by **Symphony** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:50 am

I never intended my post to be a poem; unfortunately I can't say too much to defend the intelligence of those who interpreted it that way...

And I'm certainly not a Troll. Although if I was, I'd thank you guys for giving me quite the feast.

Nay, I'm just an honest player.
You might not agree with my "ethics," but this is a just game and I have every right to play it as I wish.

This is not a debate.

Unread post by **Litlemouse** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 3:57 am

Symphony wrote:And I'm certainly not a Troll.

>.>
Unfortunately I can't say too much to defend the intelligence of you who believes that...

(silly post should get silly reply? x3)

Unread post by **Monica Gems** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:13 am

The person come to a forum to bash a group of people, then comes to defend themselves while trying to sound like they have some super level of sophistication.

The stench of troll burned my hair off. Kill away dude. Deth'tilac wants to hug you, I heard.

Unread post by **Lotusii** » Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:18 am

Removed text because it was overly silly and unnessecary. Good day.

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