Just had a "you know you play too much wow when..." moment

[Azunara]

So, just woke up from a dream.

I was at some fancy party when we all got attacked by guys in suits and tophats. Like any logical person, we all whipped out our various swords and axes and started fighting. I pulled out my bow, multi-shotting and explosive shotting like a champ. Ended up getting one guy as aggro and kited using traps like a frakking god. I was amazing. Beautiful. Splendid. And then I slipped up, so I ended up tripping and tackling the guy. And then we all started singing the Constitution song, you know the one, from School House Rock and the Union won the Civil War.

My head is so awesome.

The really cool thing, though, was it was like I could see the trap buttons, my action bars. All I had to do was swipe at the lower right corner and a trap would appear. And then it would do the flashy numbers thing, because I have CDCountdown, obviously.

[Makoes]

I dreamed I was in a house, Babysiting...but I wasnt babysitting kids, I was babysitting Worg...there was two black worgs from Silverpine, and Barnabus, and in the other room I think was old cliff jumper. And I was just going to take them out in the back yard because Barnabus kept barking at the door, so I knew they had to go out to do their business before I went to work for the evening...

I also dreamed I was in some snowy hills hunting WoW Snow leapoards...and there was an archeology quest pile that wanted me to do origami birds, and then the origami birds where telling me I had to go somewhere really far away to finish the quest And I was mad at blizzard for these stupid quests that have you flying from one end of Azeroth to the other to finish...

oddly, not one of my toons has or really does archeology...

[Qinni]

Was at the market today putting my pin number in at the check out...I took my authenticator out from my pocket and everyone was staring at me like.."Um...wut?"

[TygerDarkstorm]

Was at the market today putting my pin number in at the check out...I took my authenticator out from my pocket and everyone was staring at me like.."Um...wut?"

That. Is. Epic.

[AdamSavage]

I think I've dreamed about taming Karkin twice now... Sigh.

Your on the wrong server, I've seen him spawn alot on my server. I even seen him literally spawn in front of me, however I wanted Skarr and not him so I let other Hunters have him. I see him every couple days..

[Happyhooves]

I get this thought every now and then when I leave home... "Thank goodness I have my Hearthstone!"

I used to have so many hearthstone moments where I was a good 10-30 minute walking distance from home, and for a split second I'd think to use my hearthstone. =_=

[Qinni]

Was cooking just now and my food ended up getting brunt. :C

Was thinking to myself, "Damn got the wrong proc!"

[Nahale]

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[Qinni]

Today someone asked how old I was and ended up saying "I'm level 20"

*epicfacepalm*

[Makoes]

I was at work, it was a very very busy day (and we were short 3 people in my department) and someone asked me how my day was and I replied: "With all these people online, its pretty busy!"

[Varethyn]

My dad had come up to talk to me and my older brother about something but forgot part of it. He asked us a "Do you remember when...?" question and I replied, "Sorry I think I was AFK for that..."

[Firesighn]

I hate when I wake up to having a dream about WoW because I end up so confused about where I am. Wait I was just in NR why am I not cold! Oh...

I have had several dreams about Illidan. He never manages to come out on top and I'm not sure why because I LIKE Illidan. Poor abused half-breed...

Last night I had one where myself and my best bud were trapped in a weird dungeon (part Khara part BRS?) with my service dog as my hunter pet. I remember befriending a group of blood elves and fighting ghosts that could only be killed with my dogs treats... Then we got separated and the elves took my dog saying I was being mean to her and I was about to attack them. I woke up there of course. :I

The creepiest one though was during Wrath. My pally buddy and I were in a cave fighting vrykul in Storm Peaks and he told me to get out because there were too many of them and he could handle them better. There was one I couldn't shake and I eventually fell into a snowdrift. He caught up and was being all menacing and I was terrified. I don't recall exactly what he said but I remember there was a promise to show up again to kill me. Then he left and I woke up. Several months later I found that exact cave because it was the one area on the map I hadn't found. It was Frosthold.

[Sam]

I was woken this morning by someone banging loudly on my door knocker. Apparently I had been dreaming about naga -- though I don't remember the dream -- because I said "Goddamn naga!" Why can't they knock with their knuckles like everyone else... no, they have to bang the knocker.

[Teigan]

We were looking at used books and I found myself wishing for Altoholic so I could see what books I had at home.....

[Golden]

There was this gorgeous yellow moth in the kitchen.. After a couple of attempts to get it outside (and it flying straight into my eye not once, but twice), I decided I didn't have the heart to kick it out into the night. So I decided to take it upstairs for the night.

Now I'm squeeing at myself having "tamed" a moth. <.< Wtb Eyes of the Beast so I could know where it's hiding now.

[Teigan]

There was this gorgeous yellow moth in the kitchen.. After a couple of attempts to get it outside (and it flying straight into my eye not once, but twice), I decided I didn't have the heart to kick it out into the night. So I decided to take it upstairs for the night.

Now I'm squeeing at myself having "tamed" a moth. <.< Wtb Eyes of the Beast so I could know where it's hiding now.

Eeee! That is so adorable!!

[Kayb]

There was this gorgeous yellow moth in the kitchen.. After a couple of attempts to get it outside (and it flying straight into my eye not once, but twice), I decided I didn't have the heart to kick it out into the night. So I decided to take it upstairs for the night.

Now I'm squeeing at myself having "tamed" a moth. <.< Wtb Eyes of the Beast so I could know where it's hiding now.

in your wardrobe, eating your clothes!

[Makoes]

Reminds me of the many moths that dive into my head while I am sitting at my computer playing wow...That must have been how Mothes as viable tamable mobs got started...Damn bomber moths!!!

[Varethyn]

I have successfully started using "Fel" as a common curseword IRL.

[Azunara]

I have successfully started using "Fel" as a common curseword IRL.

Already do this, and say 'Holy Crow' often. Even better when my dad says it, makes me feel like I'm spreading the words around.