*tickity tap tap -sounds of logging into World of Warcraft*
*more grumbling* Who the hell is up this early in Hyjal? Doesn't the world know how to sleep?
*dragon mount flapping over to Shrine of Malorne*
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! *NPCscan/Silverdragon going off
-CRASH!- *Falling out of chair...sound a little to loud and scaring the crap out of me*
Son of a....!!!! Mother Fu....*blinks* You're kidding me....he's not even touched yet?!?!?!

*spends the next five-ten minutes TRYING to get into position* I am SO going to drive to Irving and slap Noah for this.....GET ON THAT DAMNED TREE YOU MESS OF PIXELS!
*Finally tames Ban'Thalos*
Huh...ok. That was unexpected. Bah...luck doesn't hold out. Got skipped on the luck of the Irish gene.
*Heads over to Fireland*
*Rides around and gets chased by a lowly spider* GAH! EVERY DAMN TIME! Piece of...." *Gets off mount and kicks spider off ledge.* Try to kick my ass at 4:45 int he morning will ya? Take that!
*Goes to hit mount button and catches a sneeze, hand jerks and disengages right...into....*
FUUUUUUUUU.....! DETH'TILAC!!!!! GAK! *dies to Deth'Tilac*
*Is now fully wide awake and sees a Night Elf hunter*
NO NO NO NO NO NO! I am NOT going to lose this tame! *Tries to do the challenge way of things...fails miserably.*
Death Knight (Alhart, awesome DK Horde side Moon Guard I'm giving kudos to): Anyone trying to tame Deth'Tilac?
Me: I AM! *mutters* Not successfully...such a loser of a hunter.
Alhart: I'll chain him. You just do your thing. *chains of ice*
*Painfully starts sacrificing my pets...cringing all the while.*
*Deth gets to 20%*
Alhart: TAME TAME!
Me: You have to......awww shit..... *Big -COMING AFTER YOU- Appears on screen* How many times did I hit Distracting shot?!?!
*Lays down Ice Trap and begins tame.*
Come on! Come on! TAME!
*Deth'Tilac gets closer*
GOD HURRY! *sweating as the big bad spider gets close*
*Deth'Tilac rears back to strike*
Shit..........
*Deth' Tilac settles down and falls to hunter's side*

*Coffee pot beeps saying coffee is ready*
After this...do i really need coffee?!?!
*Profusely thanks Death Knight and tries to pay him for his help. Death Knight politely refuses and says he loves helping hunters. Tells Death Knight that Petopians will know his name and his kindness*
Hell of a wake up call.