My Cookie!

[Fworbin]

Huh. Then whose..? Oh, floating crystals everywhere. Duh. I reverse out of the now-crippled ship, and start fiddling with the radar settings. Detect meteors, detect hats, detect garbage, detect cookies, detect gold, det-Wait, what? Detect cookies, that's the ticket. I hurtle off in some direction.

Koo-keh no beh myne, buht I'yme werrking ohne eet.

[Saturo]

I activate the ships cloaking device. Rogueship be stealthy.

[Fworbin]

Gar! Wait, what was that last setting? Detect evil, haha! I'm only 50 miles from you! MWAHAH-Wait, how far? Gah.

My canid attention span is beginning to wane...

[Saturo]

Alright, it's a spacebattle you want.

I raise the shield, ready the drones and charge my plasmacannons.
FIRE!

[Fworbin]

Ahh! Ahhh!...AHHh! Which button-Oh, the purple one. pushpushpush BOOMBOOMBOOM!! Ha! Wait, what's that say? Out of Ammo!? Of all the- Fine, tractor beam. WoowooWoowooWoowoo

Now would be a good time for a retaliatory post.

[Saturo]

Since you can't target, you pull a meterote in. It crashes into your shields. My shields are at 30% after that barrage, and regenrating.

[Fworbin]

Agh! That's what I get for flying a garbage scow I guess. I start loading miscellaneous junk into the firing chambers, and shooting it at your ship. thunkthunksplatwhoptinkTHUNK Woo! Critical hit with the broken robo-cow. That knocked a hole in your staboard side, and I load my lime into a dud missile and shoot it through. I cast [Eyes of the B-Er, Fruit] and have it start looking for the cookie.

The turn be thine.

[Saturo]

Security droid gogogo!

Your lime is thrown in the brig. I send out nanites to repair the hull damage. My shieldboosters are active. Shields regenrating quickly.

Hull at 100
Armor at 85
Shields at 75
Capacitator at 25

[Fworbin]

I flee, because [Eyes of the B-Er, Fruit] has infinite range and duration. Since my lime is two-dimensional, it turns sideways and slides through the bars. It starts sneaking around, looking for the cookie, using shadows and oddly-colored walls for cover. It finds a room with a pedastal in the center, with the cookie upon it. However, the room is obviously trapped, so, being a fruit, it charges right in. Thus, to make a long story short, it makes it out of the room covered in peanut butter and birdseed, leaving the dire pidgeons and tripwires behind. I cancel [Eyes of the B-Er, Fruit] and whistle. Fritz (I have just named it Fritz) gives me the cookie, and I pat it. I activate the scow's subpar cloaking, and continue fleeing.

Cookie'sh mine, boss.

[Saturo]

Stealth! I activate the EMP, which sends out a large electrical pulse around me. Your shields absorb the power, but your cloakingfield is broken. I activate the jumpdrive and fly past you very close. I activate my tractor beams and pull you along, straight towards the systems star. Meanwhile, I send a few droids out to fetch my cookie. After a long fight involving water elementals and dirty clothes, they return with the cookie. As we are very close to the star now, I release the tractorbeams, and activate my warpdrive and jump straight through it. As I'm phased, I don't take any damage. You however keep on plummeting towards the star at a breakneck speed.

[Fworbin]

Drat! I grab my lime and head for the escape pods. I get in the pink one, and it shoots off in the opposite direction. I pull out board games.

So, no cookie, but I have Monopoly.

[GethlarNomudac]

(fworbin, ur old pic beh betta)
i just HAVE the cookie

[Azunara]

While originally loyal to Saturo in order to achieve cookie awesomeness, in light of new events, I break away, ghoul frenzy cat slash, steal the cookie, and run.

Hsss. Mine.

[Saturo]

Luckily enough I keep some holywater in my backpack in the case of minion-rebellions. I throw some at you, and as you cower your face from the burning pain, I pick up the cookie.

OBEY ME, MINION!

[Sonata]

As a loyal minion because of some sort of events not recorded! I have been raised as Saturos minion to protect the cookie.
It is my masters cookie!
*defeats enemies with ghoul flailing.

[Dragonpuff]

During the epic space battle, I somehow managed to pull myself together. Duct-tape fixes anything fools! /cackle

My Duct-Taped Cardboard Robot Disguiseᵀᴹ works just as brilliantly as before, and I pass through Saturo's ship with ease. As I get closer to the Cookie, I come across Sonata. Oh, my former friend, look at how you have fallen! I grieve for you, and give you a piece of duct-tape to play with as a goodbye gift. Then, I quickly snatch the Cookie, ditch into a vent, and make my way outside to my Space Raft. Once there, I take off my Disguise, quickly fashion it into an engire of some sort, and toss in the Cookie. With all it's been through, maybe it'll make good fuel?

I rocket away fast enough to become my own grandmother.
Holy Zombie Jeebus!!.....

[Fworbin]

While you're yelling about zombies, you accidentally crash into a pink escape pod. I climb out, and into your raft. I smell the burnt cookie, and stare openmouthed. I jump on you and hold you down, while my lime retrieves the cookie. It comes back with a black lumpy thing that might have been a cookie at some point. I tape you to a chair, and now your raft(ship? Eh.)is mine. I start pushing buttons, and it shoots off.

Mai kookeh.

[Saturo]

Time for another spacebattle!

Saturo uses Chrono-Field.
It's super-ineffective.

[Fworbin]

Chrono-? Gah! You'll never get it! Never! Well, maybe if you boarded the ship, what with the frozen in time thing. Still though, never!
Although, if you entered the field, wouldn't you be stuck too? Huh.
My cookie.

[Saturo]

Fworbin...

Time for another spacebattle!

Saturo uses Chrono-Field.
It's super-ineffective.