Etona's report on Mikey, the Bronze Crab pet!
Warning: Image heavy!
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The Adventure
The closest crab with the Bronze skin was in Westfall, so she flew over there and found a small crab scuttling around a few murlocs. Concerned that the Murlocs might be interested in having him as a pet instead, she quickly laid down an ice trap and befuddled the poor crab into being her friend. She promptly named him 'Mikey'.
The first thing she noticed about her new pet was how shiny he is! In the glow of the setting sun, Mikey's claws and carapace were silky smooth with a beautiful sheen. He's as impressive to look at as the new kitties in the Twilight dungeon!
Mikey was immediately affectionate, nuzzling to Etona's legs gratefully and raising his large claw in an attempt to impress her. It worked!
Mikey was more than happy to prove just how strong he was, too. Etona had to sit and think for a few to find a suitable test, and finally decided on attempting to solo the new Christmas boss, The Greench. Etona had tried this boss with a DPS pet earlier, so she knew just how hard he hit.
Amazingly, Mikey was a fantastic little tank! He easily kept aggro with only a single Misdirection at the beginning of the fight, and protected the other people who joined in the fight. Etona was once again rather impressed.
Hyped and excited after their surprisingly easy battle, Etona and Mikey took a long flight to Sethekk Halls to test their mettle against Anzu. It was easy to sneak past most of the guards, and Anzu himself proved to be little challenge. Mikey was very conscientious about keeping the swarming birds away from Etona so she could wear Anzu down and fell him. Anzu didn't leave behind his gorgeous mount, but at least it was an easy success!
The rest of the evening, Etona couldn't resist petting her shiny new pet. He looks absolutely gorgeous in so many different environments and lighting!
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The Review
Aesthetic:
I have only tamed one crab in all my years of playing WoW (aside from the temporary crab you used to have to tame for the L10 Hunter Taming Quest Horde-side. I always abandoned the crab the moment I turned in the quest and never thought about them until Cataclysm. With the new Crab models, I decided to try one, and while I liked him, there were many other pets that grabbed my attention. With Mikey, I'm utterly astonished at how beautiful the model skin is. I was
not expecting that!
His clattering on the ground as he walks is a pleasing, soft sound. It plays every second or so, and I did not get tired of hearing it at all. His 'aggro' sound as I sent him in to attack was a soft chitter that I came to absolutely LOVE!
His low profile makes him an excellent tank and good for groups, too. I figured since he was so, well, short that I wouldn't like him (I prefer the biggest and baddest pets I can find!), but I was surprised to find he was actually a fairly large pet at L85. He might not be tall, but he's no shrimp at Etona's side!
And he's a completely affectionate little bugger. He rubs on Etona often and waves his claws playfully at her and anyone they met. He's constantly in motion when Etona was standing still, swinging crab-like back and forth and raising his claws. Utterly adorable!
Viability:
I was very pleased with how well Mikey stood up to The Greench. It's not a terribly hard fight, no, but I do know The Greench ate my poor kitty in just a few bites, so I knew he dishes out some pretty heavy physical damage. Mikey tanked him like a boss. AWESOME!
Since all Tenacity pets have Thunderstomp now, Mikey's a good AoE tank. He works especially well for farming in Marksman spec with his special slowing ability for the rare times I gain aggro, or the mob tries to flee at low health. That allows us to farm and fight in a much smaller area than I'm used to, without having accidental adds.
Conclusion:
I had fully expected to release the pet given to me after my review, no matter what. Etona has very specific pets that she keeps, but this little guy... <3 Mikey is just too happy, pretty, and such a great tank that she's going to keep him around indefinitely!
Thank you so much, Tyger! <3