I DON'T WANT TO TAME YOU.
So what. Is the deal. With this.
I was just going to do some simple questing, maybe find that long-lost engagement ring. Nothing big, nothing special. Then a giant green dinosaur shows up and dang he's shiny. No, Lupis, you like MM. No, stop it, stop that right now. Why are you in BM spec? Why- fine, ignore me, enjoy your pretty, BM-only Devilsuar.
Okay, Loque patrol. This is better. I can deal with Loque patrol. …OhforGod'ssake, really? NO, Lupis, you don't even like Loque. Besides, that spot in the stable is for Skoll. Cut it out cut i- why do I even bother?
…Okay actually, now I'm just curious. Look for Aotona. Do it. She hates you, she's never up. I'll prove your little "Gotta catch 'em all in the same five minutes" philosophy to be a bunch of hogwash. Why, you'll never see a single blue feather in that mar-
…You know what, Sholizar trio? You win.


