My Cookie!

[Sonata]

After crying ghoulish tears (?!) because I had seen my old team-mate Dragonpuff who gave me a wonderful duct-tape piece to play with.
I use the worm hole system in Master Saturo's ship to open a portal to Fworbins ship and steal the cookie back.
My masters cookie.

[Dragonpuff]

I kick around abit, trying to get free of the chair, but all I manage is to make myself fall over. I sniffle a little. What a day! I get blowen up, AND have my Space Raft high-jacked too! All I can do is direct big, sad, googly eyes at Sonata-ghoul. A cookie would make my day so much better!

[Sonata]

I stare at Dragonpuff...and start to feel a flashback to my Fel Reaver days. Because the Light has not abandoned me fully, with my max resistance to Saturo's dark hold over my mind...I give Dragon the cookie.

[Saturo]

GNOAM RAGE!

Dragonpuff is impaled by Runesword. It's super-effective.
Sonata is impaled by Runesword. It's super-effective.

I then pick up the cookie, and put it into a vault, where it will be guarded by twenty security droids. Clearly my minions can't be trusted, so I also sit down outside the vault.

Come. Frostmo-I mean Ash-Kimade hungers!

[Sonata]

I swear I hear Captain Falcon every time somebody writes super-effective.

Because of being impaled, I am once more returned to Saturo's loyal minion. D: I am so in the darkness now.
Masters cookie.

[Dragonpuff]

In that brief moment, Dragonpuff had known true happiness.
Now she lies dead, impaled by a stray Runesword to her high-jacked Space Raft.

But her spirit craves vengance! True vengance! For herself, and her comrades!
An echo-y voice slides through the corridors of a certain Nyx-class mothership. "Saturoooooo.... I'MHAUNTINGYOU."
The security bots inside the vault have taken to flying around in erratic circles, while the cookie floats in the middle of the room.
Whose Cookie now?!

[Saturo]

A friendly warlock casts Detect Lesser Invisibilty on me. I can see someone in a bunnysuit lifting around a cookie. I impale your bunny-minion, whilst Ash'Kimade devours yet another soul.

My cookie again.

[Azunara]

*grins*
I may be a ghoul....but I still have call pet. Remember her before the GMs found out and locked me down, but then Saturo had captured and held all GMs captive, allowing me to get Alexstrasza back? Yeah.

*whistles*

Azu-ghoul has used [Call Pet].
Alexstrasza has been summoned.
Alexstrasza prepares to use [FLAME OF PAIN.]
"Right. This better be a huge promotion, or you're going to be toast."

[Saturo]

It is a huge promotion.

[Azunara]

Ooooh! Really? What do I get promoted too? *forgets cookie momentarily, meanwhile Alexstrasza just kind of chills, waiting on order to release FLAMES OF PAIN.

[Saturo]

*Congratulatory*
You are now runeblade polisher/Sonata's boss!

[Azunara]

...

...

Not bad, not bad at all. I suppose I could kill a few people for you. But can I ever at least be not a ghoul? It's getting irksome having to pick up my arm every five minutes or so. I'll..uhm...have Alexstrasza kill your fores in your name in return?

[Dragonpuff]

Whew, I'm sure glad this ship came pre-haunted with that bunnyghost, else I could have been toast!
Speaking of toast....

I ghost myself over to Alexstrasza and an attack all her tickle spots, because even a Queen can have some sensitive scales! She can't help starting to laugh, inevitably releasing all that built up FLAMES OF PAIN.
Heh heh. Toast! >:)

[Saturo]

Energyshield gogogo! Flames of pain is absorbed. Yay.

Guess who I call? GHOSTBUSTERS!

[Dragonpuff]

...But where ever the Ghostbusters go, Slimer is sure to follow! And everyone knows that not only is he a messy poltergeist, he also makes for an excellent distraction! While the GB are chasing around the green gob of ecoplasm, I nudge the cookie into a vent.
My hidden cookie!

[Saturo]

A securitydroid pops out from the hatch, and hands over the cookie to me. Heh. You fell for it, you stupid ghost.

[Dragonpuff]

Okay, new tactic!
I possess you!
'My' Cookie!

[GethlarNomudac]

*lays multiple frost traps
YOU're ALL FRZEN
MAI COOKEH!!

[Saturo]

But you didn't count on my undead army!
*Ghouls pop out of the floor*
*Ghouls eat the ice around me*
*I shoot you*
*Ghouls bring me the cookie*
Mine! Haha!

[GethlarNomudac]

GO FORTH MY STEED
/throw griffon
/watch snowy griffon own it up
/grab cookeh
/precious