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I am offended by the cannibal vendor at Darkmoon Fair! Rona Greentooth

SHE DOESNT SERVE BLOOD ELVES AS HAIR SHE SERVES THEM AS STEAK!

she should serve us as hair spaghetti!!! I am super offended that Blizzard is not taking our hair into recognition I think we should protest!!! FOR THE HAIR!

and make signs that say: "plse eat us as hair! not steak." yes.

OH AND ALSO I GOT MY STORE DRAGON MOUNT TODAY!!!

OMG its so sparkly and golden and big imma name it Celestia and ride it everywhere the only thing is I wish it was a flying pony instead of a dragon but the Celestial Steed is small and blue and not golden so thats sad but its still REALLY OMGGG SO NICE. And its SO CHEAP
only sad thing is I had to skip my nacho chips for today because of it :( BUT ITS WORTH IT PPL SO SKIP UR NACHOS!!!

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lol i ate a fish
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ummm, do you have an obsession with hair?

just asking, 'cuz, you know... ummm...

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I'm seriously convinced you're trolling with the hair business. It was funny the first time....the 2nd time? Not so much. Eating hair is disgusting and can kill you.

This is what happens when you eat hair....

Stomach doesn't digest it.....

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Sukurachi wrote:ummm, do you have an obsession with hair?

just asking, 'cuz, you know... ummm...
no, I am just a belf
if I was another race I would be obsessed
but since Im a belf Im not weird Im normed.
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*hands some sedation pills*

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Knee-Sniper wrote:
Sukurachi wrote:ummm, do you have an obsession with hair?

just asking, 'cuz, you know... ummm...
no, I am just a belf
if I was another race I would be obsessed
but since Im a belf Im not weird Im normed.
Blood elves aren't obsessed with hair.....

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Jessibelle wrote:I'm seriously convinced you're trolling with the hair business. It was funny the first time....the 2nd time? Not so much. Eating hair is disgusting and can kill you.

This is what happens when you eat hair....

Stomach doesn't digest it.....

Haha I had a 1 and a half kilo one of those taken out when I was 18. XD damn Obsessive-compulsive disorder! So never chew your hair people trust me I have the scar to prove it XD
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cowmuflage wrote:
Jessibelle wrote:I'm seriously convinced you're trolling with the hair business. It was funny the first time....the 2nd time? Not so much. Eating hair is disgusting and can kill you.

This is what happens when you eat hair....

Stomach doesn't digest it.....

Haha I had a 1 and a hlaf kilo one of those taken out when I was 18. XD damn Obsessive-compulsive disorder! So never chew your hair people trust me I have the scar to prove it XD
I used to chew my hair but my parents got me to stop before it was out of control. But yeah...just don't. There was an episode of 1000 ways to die where someone had a giant hairball in their stomach that killed them.

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It does make quite the party story I tell ya :lol:
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I hate having hair in my mouth, i dont think ive ever chewed it purposely, if theres any sitting in my stomach, its probably from involuntary actions

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Xakaal wrote:I hate having hair in my mouth, i dont think ive ever chewed it purposely, if theres any sitting in my stomach, its probably from involuntary actions
My doctor said most of the time it will just pass through your system it's only when you do it heaps is when it builds up.
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Ahhhk ^^ *pats belly happily*

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Yeah. You're safe froma few strands.

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which brings us back to Blood Elves.... and I play almost exclusively Blood Elves, and I can assure you that none of them are obsessed with their hair, nor are they interested in riding their hair, nor eating it, nor anything other than simply having it on the tops of their heads, mostly hidden by their hats.

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Sukurachi wrote:which brings us back to Blood Elves.... and I play almost exclusively Blood Elves, and I can assure you that none of them are obsessed with their hair, nor are they interested in riding their hair, nor eating it, nor anything other than simply having it on the tops of their heads, mostly hidden by their hats.
Indeed. I mean it's one thing to take pride in your hair....but its another when you say they wanna eat/ride it.

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