''I attack you with..''

[Azunara]

"Frostwyrm Ma-Oh. I approve of this. Anyway. Maly and Azu, ready for action. We're ready to get us all out of here whenever, master." Meanwhile, takes out one of the those laser beam cannons that I was told I was allowed to use my secondary "master" Sonata and gets ready to fire it.

[Dragonpuff]

Its a good thing 59 is a crazy genius then, or else the Mech wouldn't have survived that hit. Instead of frying all its circuits, the Mech actually haresses the electromagnetic charge and uses it to pull up more scrap from the boat, fortifying itself even more! Another crazy, evil giggle. "Two can play at that game!" The arm not mounted with the big cannon lifts up, the fingertips crackle and then a bolt of electricity arcs towards Maly/Azu/Saturo.

Down on the ground, Lil Ragna runs to a safe place, carrying P. Dawg over his head. A few DPs follow, getting out of the way of the epic godzilla boss fight.

[Saturo]

You seem to be forgetting my energyshield. And the fact that I'm a gnome. My small stature allows me to easily run around inside the mechs machinery. Hmm... Blue wireprobably doesn't go well with red wire... Ah to hell with it! I quickly connect ALL of the cables. This renders the mech immovable, and I quickly make my way up to you.

Haha, your inferior shield is no match for my Portable 800MW Dual-Barelled Plasma Cannon of Belief. Not only do you now believe in the mighty P. Dawg, you're also dead. Yay me.

[Dragonpuff]

((*looks around* You know, just because Me and Saturo and Azu have a bit of a story going, doesn't mean anyone else can't jump in. I feel like we've highjacked this thread entirely... Come on, join in the epic, no-holds-barred battle of the godmoding! You know you want to! ))

Ah, but 59's personal shield is not powered by mere energy! It is powered by pure adoration of P. Dawg! All of the Dragonpuffs are avid followers of his great Prairie Doginess! Why do you think P. Dawg was invited to the beach party? The shot from your Portable 800MW Dual-Barelled Plasma Cannon of Belief is reflected, and blows a giant hole out the side of the Mech, tossing you out with it.

Finding she can no longer move her big machine, 59 moves on to Plan B. There is a mechanical screech, and then the Mech's head seperates from the body. It flies around overhead, being annoying. Its mouth creaks open and a tinny voice annouce that it is "a'chargin its lazor."

[Sonata]

(okay then I shall exit lurk-mode)

RANDOM ENCOUNTER since I was mentioned on this page.
Arriving with gleaming style on my undead Sartharion, with beautiful DK armor that I so did not steal, because masters budget could not cower my armor. Sartharion flies away as I cast the Army of the dead pink spring rabbit! And to top it off they are armed with laser claws and speakers that play Caramelldansen over and over again!

"Feast my minions, bring the the alive believer to death so she too shall serve under our MASTER!"
Cue bunnies attack Dragonpuff and I jump onto Saturo with logics only anime could use and fly above like a crazy maniacal boss while the bunnies proceed to eat you alive.

[Saturo]

The bunnies aren't killing fast enough!
SEND IN... THE ARGENT GRUNTLINGS!

The argent gruntlings whack you over the head with their flags. Hah, take that.

[Dragonpuff]

Oh god no! Not the Bunnies! They're everywhere! ARGH!!!!
And hark, 59 was defeated by her arch-nemesis, the Bunny. Their's was an epic tale tragedy and betrayal, madness and intrigue, lost to the world with her demise. Her last act of vengance? One of the Bunnies choked to re-death on her remains. The Gruntlings are just overkill.
But while the Bunnies are eating 59 alive and the Gruntlings are a whackin', her Mech head is still a'chargin! Now, it has reached full power and lets loose a Shoop to be proud of, and because of all the activity in the cockpit, the head begins to spin out of control. The lazer sheers through anything it passes, and being such big things the Mech body and SuperSpikyVersion Frostwyrm Maly cannot escape and get chopped up into several large chunks. >:D

Thank goodness the beach was clear, there are no other innocent casualt-Waitaminute. Where did everyone go? There were still a few DPs and Trolls running around after the mass squish. Where have they gotten to, I wonder?...

[Saturo]

You're forgetting that I'm a master necromancer! Reassembling Frostwyrm Maly isn't too hard, and he's quickl soaring about again. A quick aerial survey shows that all the other dragonpuff's have somehow fallen into a dormant volcano and can't get out.

Gravitybomb away!

[Azunara]

((Uh...yeah. Feel free to hop in. I'm with you, Dragonpuff. I feel guilty for having the last 3-4 pages of sheer epic battle scene.))

Poor Frostwyrm Maly. So battered. So....beaten up, chopped into little pieces, and reanimated. That's loyalty for you. Still fighting. Anyway, Frostwyrm Maly supplies ARCANE MISSILES OF DOOM into the volcano, while I fire a couple blasts of my laser cannon.

[Ëlfdragon]

I attack you with a...Wait for it...A BAKED PATATO! Didnt see that coming, did you?

[rubybeam]

i attack you with your own soul turned agasint you

[Kaylai]

I attack you with a broken beer bottle shank.
*stabstabstab*

[rubybeam]

i attack with the screams of a person that never got loved, and could never cry unless he got beat

[Saturo]

I attack you with Frostmourne.

[Azunara]

I attack you with Cheetos.

[Saturo]

I attack you with a spear that may or may not be made of a dragons wingbone.

[Azunara]

I attack you with a silithid leg. Pointy.

[Saturo]

A SILITHID'S LEG!?
I charge you with Frostmourne!

[Azunara]

*didn't realize she had poked a nerve and grins wickedly.*

I attack you with more silithid legs, while using a silithid hide as a shield and a skull as a helm.

[Saturo]

I throw Silithid's at you.
Havert you!