You know what really grinds my gears? [mature/NSFW]

[Saturo]

Logging in on an alt, with a guild that's normally fairly decent... to find that sexist jokes are the flavor of the day... -_-

Like the anal jokes we had in the EU guild...

[Bubbleme]

1. RP Abusers. It happened a while ago. This guy walked into a WoW RP meeting and went ''lolz rpers r rubbis all tey do is blablabla al da and don do anyting fu''. That guy made me want to HeadDesk. :p.
2. Spammers. In general a long time ago, On Arathor in Stranglethorn, This guy was like; ''LFG LFG LFG LFG LFG LFG LFG LFG LFG LFG'' In seperate posts. We get the point!
3. Ninjas. At this time I was on my 16 hunter alt, And was on the last boss of an instance. An ag, stam and strength piece of armour dropped. The druid healer needed on it as well as me, And he won it. I mean, Who the hell needs Ag strength and stam as a healer?? :p.

[Dewclaw]

Spammers
Gold Sellers
Ninjas
Elitists

[kairii]

WoW related: ninjas who fail at doing it, lootwhores, gold spammers, hackers (who are giving me links to get the steed shich everyone knows you can get off blizz site -.-), sexist idiots, guys who fail at jokes, idiots who ruin the moment (you down a boss theres always one guy who goes to far)

off topic: tracers (people who trace something and try to pass it off as their own), tax dodgers, chavs, my hairdryer, hair strighters, WATER COLOURS D:<, caps lock key, fakers

tbh right now battlenet is really ticking me off cas i swear i have changed my pass over 7000000000 times this month ¬.¬ cas i log in and get dc within 5 secs and it goes on and on and on and OMG D:

and i hate blizz just that little bit more cas they bug my charas so much ... example my mage could NEVER blink forwards >.< always backwards or sidewards, my pets when leveling CANT tank .. they pull mobs away and run into more mobs ....

[Bubbleme]

Ouch. Still. Its fun blinking backwards am I right?

[kairii]

in pvp yes cas i was really hard to beat but in pve .... oh hai green gas cloud im just gonna blink away did i hell : /

[Saturo]

"Just an ordinary gas cloud, but watch out, because that's no ordinary gas cloud!"
"How is it disordinary?"
"Its been designed specifically to reverse certain spells! But it's ordinary, so don't worry!"

[Golden]

The Brunnhildar dailies. Been doing them every_single_day for the past months and for what? Some snowballs and moldy yeti cheese!

[Mania]

I've given up on dailies for now. I just can't face them anymore.

[Sonata]

Cloth needing ninja hunters!! He wanted mah shoulders...he dared. Our awesome heirloom tank rolled need for me <3

Logging in on an alt, with a guild that's normally fairly decent... to find that sexist jokes are the flavor of the day... -_-

Like the anal jokes we had in the EU guild...

Admit it, you enjoyed those jokes.

[Saturo]

Well... Some of them. There was that really fun one you told.

[Saturo]

Ok, I got one.

Having to put on my dogs "funnel", or collar every time I take him in from a walk. Sohard to get it on the right way without poking him in the eyes.
(We believe that he's allergic to certain foods, as he has very irritated skin on his paws. Basically, he's biting/licking so much on his left front paw that it's caused a wound. Poor, dumb guy...)

[Kayb]

barking dogs. i can not stand it. some people simply refuse to get their animal to be silent and seem quite to just let it bark and bark and bark and bark.

if you're dog is barking endlessly and you don't do anything about it, i'm stabbing both of you.

also, where I am we have type of fly screen/security mesh called CrimSafe. Its a tougher, anti criminal stuff to help prevent home break ins. The radio ads they have for it drive me fricken crazy. No Mr, I don't care about your daughter Kimmy. I don't care that she's having a baby, and I'm sick to fricken death of hearing you on the fricken radio every seconds with your fricken irritating and horrendously annoying ads. Why don't you fricken go and marry a roll of CrimSafe if you love it so much. You are obsessed, evil, and should be destroyed. Please, go away for all eternity.

You know what else? Trade Chat. Ok seriously, WTF. Why can't Blizz just make a god damned fricken GlobalChat and be done with it? For the love of god, I can not stand the drivel in TradeChat. It's TRADEChat, not GlobalChat or LFGchat or ChuckNorrisChat or GoldBeggarChat or NoobieCan'tWalkForwardWithoutAskingHowChat. Make a damn GlobalChat so we can have our old TradeChat back. Ugh.

Ok something else. The general public. Is the majority of any given population stupid? Seriously? I work in a Kmart, inside a large mall. I work the front counter/refund desk. Whats the single question I get the most? 'How do I get in?'

Ok seriously you freakin morons, how do you get into ANY store? See that Giant hole in the wall where everyone is walking in? Thats called a door. Yes! I know its a hard concept, but you look like you're about 40yearsold, have you never been shopping before? Seriously? How do you get in? EVERY damn store on the planet has a freaking DOOR. You get in by going through the DOOR. You know what else these idiots ask? The security/roller doors will be down, the store hasn't opened yet, and someone will ask through the gaps in the roller... "Are you open?" NOT 'are you open *yet*'

Yes, of course we're open. Thats why the rollers are down. Because the only way to gain access to our store is to limbo through the 2milimeter gap between the rollers and the floor. Because the only way to enter our store is to use your mutant powers of stupidity and pahse through the doors like a ghost. Seriously.

'No sorry, we're not open yet.' "Oh, ok, I wasn't sure is all' Really? You physically can't get in and you weren't sure if we were open or not? you can't read the giant sign next to the rollers that displays our opening times either? Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were normal.

*deep breath*

[Vephriel]

'How do I get in?'

Ok seriously you freakin morons, how do you get into ANY store? See that Giant hole in the wall where everyone is walking in? Thats called a door. Yes! I know its a hard concept, but you look like you're about 40yearsold, have you never been shopping before? Seriously? How do you get in? EVERY damn store on the planet has a freaking DOOR. You get in by going through the DOOR.

This seriously just made me burst out laughing. Having worked in retail and customer service pretty much in all my jobs I know exactly what you mean.

[Mania]

Re: Global chat - Last time I was in charge of making chat channels, I made a whole bunch of global ones (trade, general, RP, etc) and crossed my fingers that because they were all global it would mostly work out. And it did.

What grinds my gears today: Escape rats who won't let me work unless I put them away, in which case they make supersonic puppy dog eyes and me and distract me anyway.

[Dewclaw]

barking dogs. i can not stand it. some people simply refuse to get their animal to be silent and seem quite to just let it bark and bark and bark and bark.

if you're dog is barking endlessly and you don't do anything about it, i'm stabbing both of you.

Ughhh don't even get me started on my neighbors. Too many sleepless nights listening to their dog yapping.

[Kayb]

Seriously, just when you think you've heard everything, go work in retail. Trust me, you'll hear so much more. It's endless

[Palladiamorsdeus]

Retail work.....I still have nightmares about it.....

[Vephriel]

When people seem to think they can tell me how I feel or know me better than I do.

Specifically: babies.

I have never had the desire to have children. Even when I was young and all the little girls had those baby dolls to play with I was rocking out with my dinosaurs and hot wheels. As an early teenager I found the concept of pregnancy to be downright disturbing, and to this day I still shudder at the thought of some thing growing inside me. To be honest babies can fit the biological definition of a parasite, and the thought of them creeps me out to no end.

I don't hate children per se - my nephews are pretty awesome and all, but as a whole I don't care for them. I especially do not ever want some of my own though, and I'm sick of people going "Oh, you'll change your mind when you get older." as if I don't know my own thoughts on the subject and they're convinced I'll one day wake up and decide I want kids. -_-

Animals over children any day. I know damn well what I do and do not want.

[Palladiamorsdeus]

*Chuckles* Veph, just go with the flow. If things change, they change. If they don't, they don't. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. If they get to obtrusive with it, tell'em to leave you alone. I've seen it go both ways. I've seen people who never wanted children turn out to really enjoy parenthood. I've seen people who CRAVED children end up hating what came of it. If you decide to one day have kids, great. If you don't, then you'll always have your pets. *Laughs*

A BIG pet peeve of mine is people who treat those who are younger like they are stupid JUST because they are younger. It's different if said younger person is acting or has done stupid things, but I've seen a lot of older people act like anyone younger then them is just plain dumb in the head. Drives me insane.