The Raid

[Saturo]

Say Yeah in /ra.
Go down the Slope in hope to get out.

[RL]<Katoonf> Yeah.
You start to carefully walk down the slope, but you quickly notice that something is wrong. It's slippery! You can't keep standing while gliding this fast, and you fall down.

You are gliding down a Slippery Slope.

[Bubbleme]

Get into a safe position to land, While sliding.

[Saturo]

Get into a safe position to land, While sliding.

You slide around. You are now going down head first.
You can't complete that task.

[Bubbleme]

Attempt to jump as your about to hit the floor, And land on your feet instead of your head.

[Saturo]

Attempt to jump as your about to hit the floor, And land on your feet instead of your head.

You remember to do that.

You are (still) sliding down a slippery slope.

[Bubbleme]

Tell the Raid your sliding down a slippery slope.

[Saturo]

Tell the Raid your sliding down a slippery slope.

[RL]<Katoonf> Guys, I'm sliding down a slippery slope. If you go into the cave with the headless statue, watch out.
[RA]<Tentyo> You could've told me that earlier...
[RL]<Katoonf> You're sliding too?
[RA]<Tentyo> Yes.
[RA]<Overhéalz> Would it matter if I told you that I'm also sliding?
[RA]<Tentyo> Yeah.
[RA]<Overhéalz> Well, I am.
[RA]<Asunei> You guys want me to come in and slide down too, or you want me to wait up here?
Overhéalz has removed Asunei from the raid group.
[RA]<Overhéalz> Lazy noobs...

You are careful not to tell him your usual way to enter dungeons.

[Firefrost]

Reinvite Asunei, and ask her if she's near the corpse, and if not to go look for it while you attempt to escape.

Ask the others for some food, you're getting hungry again.

[Saturo]

Reinvite Asunei, and ask her if she's near the corpse, and if not to go look for it while you attempt to escape.

Asunei has joined the raid group.
[RA]<Asunei> Why did you kick me?
[RL]<Katoonf> Can you go find the wasp corpse? I sort of need it.
[RA]<Overhéalz> Because you're like the lazy bastards that just beg for resses all the time.

Ask the others for some food, you're getting hungry again.

[RL]<Katoonf> Can someone toss down some food? I'm hungry...
[RA]<Overhéalz> You ate like half-an-hour ago...

Your head hits a wall. You black out. You have quite obviously reached the bottom of this very slippery slope.

[Firefrost]

Wake up grumpy, hungry and missing your pet wasp.

Tell Overhéals and Tenyto to stealth and scout ahead.

[Saturo]

Wake up grumpy, hungry and missing your pet wasp.

Tell Overhéals and Tenyto to stealth and scout ahead.

You can't do that while stunned.

While you sit alone, in that dark, metaphorical space that you call your mind, you can't help but wonder if the narrator is being delibarately evil...

You can see a light ahead of you. It's growing in magnitude.

[Firefrost]

Curse the narrator.

[Saturo]

Curse the narrator.

"Damn you, you evil bastard!"

Meanwhile, the light continues to grow.

[Bubbleme]

Attempt at finding out what the light is.

[Saturo]

Attempt at finding out what the light is.

You think you can see a face... Is it a...? Yes. It's a goblin! SMASHING TIME!

"Hey, little guy... Wake u-AH GOD AGAIN!"
You smash it's head hard with your mace. It falls down beside you, holding it's nose while squirming around on the ground. You are knocked down by another goblin, but this one has very sharp nails. It keeps you pinned down, and slowly it's face morphs into a bear. The beat has strange markings on it's fur. It's Overhéalz!

Tentyo is squirming around beside you, obviously still upset over your penchant for smashing his face in with that mace.

[Bubbleme]

Apologize. Its for the best.
Group huug!

[Saturo]

Apologize. Its for the best.
Group huug!

"Group hug!"
You extend your arms, but they arent responding.
"Look, I'm sorry..."
Tentyo is glaring at you.

[Firefrost]

Try to act contrite, and ask if they found anything.

[Saturo]

Try to act contrite, and ask if they found anything.

"Look, it was really your fault... You shouldn't have jumped me while I was out..."
He seems even angrier, if that would have been possible.

[Bubbleme]

Get up, For a start.