Long time no sea
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The bad joke game
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The bad joke game
What do two old friends who meet in the desert say?
Long time no sea
Your turn
Long time no sea
Your turn
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Re: The bad joke game
A man walked into a bar. "ouch"
next person!
next person!
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Re: The bad joke game
This.Makoes wrote:A man walked into a bar. "ouch"
next person!
This happened to me once.
>_>
Sorry, I have absolutely no jokes to share, just a moment in my life where all my friends died laughing as I sat on the ground going wtf just happened
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Re: The bad joke game
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam!
hehe
Dam!
hehe
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Re: The bad joke game
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!
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Re: The bad joke game
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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An investigator.
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An investigator.
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Re: The bad joke game
What is the difference between dead babies and--
Never mind. We don't need dead baby jokes here.
Never mind. We don't need dead baby jokes here.
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Re: The bad joke game
might be because im not english ... but i did not get thatDirty-Claws wrote:How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!
What animal are most often seen going to see a shrink?
Squirrels
cause they all nutty
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Re: The bad joke game
A horse walked into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
>.> I'll go now.
>.> I'll go now.
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Re: The bad joke game
"Unique up on it" sounds like "You sneak up on it"
And "Tame way" is like "Same way"
And "Tame way" is like "Same way"
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Re: The bad joke game
What did the wave tell the beach?
see you SHOREtly..
see you SHOREtly..
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Re: The bad joke game
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Re: The bad joke game
LMAO. I have nothing to contribute but that made me laugh stupid hard.Qinni wrote:Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Re: The bad joke game
a chicken walks into a library and grabs two books.
it goes to the front desk and hands them to the librarian, saying "bok, bok".
the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs three books , goes to the front desk, hands them to the librarian "bok, bok bok!".
the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs a whole pile of books, brings them to the front desk, hands them to the librarian, "BOK, bok bok bok bok bok bok!"
the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
but this time, the librarian is just too curious and follows the chicken out the door.
follows the chicken across the street, to the edge of town, down through the forest, to a little creek in a shallow ditch...
and there, the chicken has the books, and is handing them, one by one, to a frog: "Bok?"
"Reddit!"
it goes to the front desk and hands them to the librarian, saying "bok, bok".
the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs three books , goes to the front desk, hands them to the librarian "bok, bok bok!".
the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
10 minutes later, the chicken comes back and grabs a whole pile of books, brings them to the front desk, hands them to the librarian, "BOK, bok bok bok bok bok bok!"
the librarian stamps the books, hands them to the chicken and watches it walk out the door.
but this time, the librarian is just too curious and follows the chicken out the door.
follows the chicken across the street, to the edge of town, down through the forest, to a little creek in a shallow ditch...
and there, the chicken has the books, and is handing them, one by one, to a frog: "Bok?"
"Reddit!"
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Re: The bad joke game
VEPHVephriel wrote:What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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An investigator.
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Re: The bad joke game
This is literally the only bad joke I have, sorry.
What do you call a greedy crab?
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Shellfish
What do you call a greedy crab?
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Shellfish
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Two television antennae got married. The wedding was bad, but the reception was great!