Garrosh's New Look

[SpiritBinder]

Really? This is our new fill in warchief? ... /facpalm

He has a terrible slouch, not indimiateing or leaderish at all... he looks more like a a "zug zug" Peon...

And he looks like he would loose an intelcutal battle with a dead chicken... not that he wouldn't have going off his past actions, but he looks the part now too...

He looks like he is sporting his bedtime leather pjamma bottoms, a quich kick to the family jewels and the hordes done for...

And on that note, Who Wears There Pants That High!!! Whos he trying to be? Steve Ercle? 2x /facpalm

One last thing, is he trying to be one of the cool kids by haveing just one? steelcapped boot, like hearing your hat to the left istead of straight, or am i just getting to old and it's the cool thing to do now.


FYI, Steve Erkel if you never had the pleasure

[Kastarakovski]

So Garrosh becomes a Fel orc? Is that what I'm seeing here?

Blizzard better have a good explanation for this one...and an even better explanation for all those "Magni dies, his daughter comes back to unify the Dwarf clans and Varian sends SI:7 to assassinate her" rumors I've been seeing floating around lately...

Also, Steve Urkel, the original voice of Sonic The Hedgehog in "Adventures of..." and "Sonic The Hedgehog" (SatAM Sonic).
He could be one of Garrosh's role models...we don't know that XD

[Bulletdance]

I wonder if they knew how unpopular garrosh was before they decided to make that action figure. I mean who is going to buy that? Some hellboy fan with reallllly bad eyesight?

[Rarako]

This dufus is supposed to plan the assassination of the great Cairn Bloodhoof with no one the wiser? He looks like he would have a problem with doorknobs, much less fooling an entire faction. All I have to say is he had better get hit by a Deathwing fly-by and promptly replaced with someone half decent. Alli guilds have practically had to swap servers from my realm to get the achieve for killing Thrall, we will give them cookies if they come to wipe this abomination from our capital.

[Sonata]

He looks like he would have a problem with doorknobs.

Oh so that's the reason why the orcs don't have any doors in their cities! Garrosh removed all of them.


@ Kastarakovski
What...Magni can't die! I like the Bronzebeard Bros.! But would be nice if the baby was born finally. All we need now is that the rumor of Van Cleef being Varians long lost brother would be true.
But atleast Thrall maybe shouldn't be the next Guardian of Tirisfal....unless Blizz plans to scrap Med'an out of the game.

[Vicario]

they need to remake him
isnt horde ment to look 'scary' he looks softer then a pillow

If I could draw, I so would have made a picture about that.

At this rate, Garrosh will be a Gronn plushie by the time we have to kill him.

[Chrizesu]

Hoping that he's just as finished as this...



As in nowhere near to what they want him to look like.

I'm so hoping that's a joke.

[Ryno]

He looks like when gronn and a orc would make a baby.

@ Sonata: Those are called Ogres.

Gronn.
Ogre.
Two different things.

Personally think he might be part gronn in that... mess.

He must be into some heavy needles and pins to get like that.

[Kamalia]

This
What
I don't
What is this
What

It's like... one of the designers has a creepy rock fetish of some sort.
Oh my goodness what
I don't want rock pr0nz!

[Saturo]

He looks like when gronn and a orc would make a baby.

@ Sonata: Those are called Ogres.

Gronn.
Ogre.
Two different things.

Personally think he might be part gronn in that... mess.

He must be into some heavy needles and pins to get like that.

I know, I know. Supposedly, ogres evolved from the gronn. I've alsways though of it as interbreeding with orca tough, because of the fangs. Guess I should have clarified.

[Sonata]

interbreeding with orca tough, because of the fangs.

......Some times your iPhone scares me.
I think I can't look at the Northrend orca the same way ever again!
I need to stop doing this it annoys people.....derailment.

Still wondering what were the team thinking with the three headed golem thingie. I mean we have innuendo rock formations all over old world.

[Saturo]

Not as annoying as when it tries to change words with "sex" and variations of it. I'm surprised at the dictionary...

[Moonlost]

My brother and I figured it all out. If you look closely at Garrosh's back in both his new model and in the comics, you'll notice that he seems to have this hugely misshappen back. You may think it's just pure muscle, but that would be silly and kinda grotesque. The truth is far more horrifying.

Garrosh has a huge, cancerous tumor on his back. :O

Estimates have given him only a year to live. Having no children to keep his memory alive, Garrosh instead tries to carve his name into the memories of thepeople of Azeroth. Alas, his father is a hero, especially in the eyes of his orcish brothers. Trying to emulate Grom would only place Garrosh in his shadow to eventully be forgotten.

So he intentionally becomes an angry douchebag. Attacking the alliance at every step and alienating his own people just so that when he dies, his name will go on, unhindered by his father's legacy.

That asside, would I be lynched in admitting that I kinda like the new Garrosh model? >.>
Not that I like the character or anything. But the model seems fine to me. Wish he still had his ponytail though.

[Saturo]

*Summons lynchmob*
Agreed on the first part, but...
How can you like ogre-Garrosh? How!?

[Ryno]

I think I can't look at the Northrend orca the same way ever again!

Wait, you didn't look at them like that before? Guess it was just me...

[Vicario]

*Summons lynchmob*
Agreed on the first part, but...
How can you like ogre-Garrosh? How!?

Because he looks so snuggly? :3

[Rarako]

If someone post a picture of a Garrosh plushie at this point I might just die. XD

[Pawtrack]

what happened to his neck?

[Moonlost]

*Summons lynchmob*
Agreed on the first part, but...
How can you like ogre-Garrosh? How!?

You know, it's kinda hard to pin down why. I can see all of the flaws in this model, and they're flaws that I normally face palm about. The hyper musculature, his tiny head, his non-existing neck, the fact he's only got one glove thus defeating the point on having gloves. By all accounts I should be loathing this model as I have never loathed before.

But I don't. :\

I think it's the texturing. All the little details are beautifully done. His muscles, although obscenely huge, are subtle in their shading. As opposed to regular male orcs who look live they've outlined their muscles with a permanent marker (to be fair, most vanilla males went crazy with the permanent marker though). I guess it's a matter of the parts being so much better than the whole.

[cowmuflage]

I don't want to think thats him :S Maybe some eviler clone of him gone wrong? or did he mix his blood with that of a warhammer orc? (warhammer orcs oh how i love them!)