Rant Thread

[cowmuflage]

....how can you be allergic to water.

i still say you should spritz her. If you're obnoxious enough about it she'll leave. XD

Or it'll make her stay just to spite you

[Bowno]

Tell her she is gross and that she'll never have any one get 'close' if she doesn't fucking shower.
Also, she'd be dead if she was allergic to water. A human body is like.. what.. 60% water? Unless she's an alien. Ask her if she's an alien.

[Nachtwulf]

OMG SHYAMALAN TWIST SHE'S SECRETLY A SIGNS ALIEN CALL CRAZY HAIR DUDE!!!!

[Snowy]

Tell her she is gross and that she'll never have any one get 'close' if she doesn't fucking shower.
Also, she'd be dead if she was allergic to water. A human body is like.. what.. 60% water? Unless she's an alien. Ask her if she's an alien.

Her boyfriend actually lives here too, who's fucking oblivious. He's more like a carer actually. She sits on her ass all day and does fuck all while he provides for her and goes to uni and she treats him like shit. As I said though, he's oblivious and he's a huge idiot.

Also she can do what she likes, I don't need to make her leave cause as I said I'm moving out in a few weeks! CAN'T FREAKING WAIT. C: Moving down the road to a house with some friends!

As for the water thing, she's 99% bullshit. Not even kidding the day I met her (I knew her boyfriend before her, no idea why I agreed to move into a house with them) she started spewing this bullshit out of her mouth at me about how she's allergic to pepper and yeast and water and soap and plastic (???!!!) and how she can't walk up the stairs on her own cause she has a metal disc in her spine from when it froze up like a rock or some stupid pathetic shit. Even though she RUNS up the stairs like a normal person. No you lazy fat bitch you're just overweight and lazy and dhsbfhdshjkNLDJSFNDJSFLKKS

I've bitched about her on this thread three million times, in a few weeks you guys won't have to hear anymore of it. xD

[Syleye]

Just thought for giggles or what ever I would post this link, It is not a true"allergy" in the way we understand allergies
Oh it's called Aquagenic urticaria, not that I think that's her issue mind you
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquagenic_urticaria

[Snowy]

I'm aware there is an actual water allergy and maybe I would've believed it if she also wasn't 'allergic' to 300 other things too.

[cowmuflage]

I used to know someone who was allergic to certain types of plastic. It was not nice :S

[Lisaara]

Buy a bottle of Febreeze.

Spray her with it whenever she gets within ten feet.

We actually bought an air freshener and sat it outside her room once to see if she could take a hint and she bitched us out because *she's allergic to air freshener*. Yep. And water, being her stupid reasoning for not showering. I could give you an entire book full of stuff she's 'allergic' to.

Did you tell her she's like....75% water? yes?

[Rawr]

A water allergy isn't from the water it's from the stuff in the water.

[Snowy]

Guys. She's not actually allergic to water. xD She was just trying to bullshit me because she must've thought I was seriously that gullible. I just nodded and went along with it, not wanting to fall out with a new housemate on the very first day when I'd have to deal with her for an entire year... and that year is almost up, thank goodness. It's been a long one. She doesn't really try and pull that kind of crap with us anymore because I think she finally realised we don't believe her.

[Bulletdance]

I had a doctor appointment today...got up super early drove forever...the appoint was actually for next week and I'm a moron.

[Arthur]

I love being ignored by everyone all the time

[Makoes]

The Lack of laws or considerations in the work place for parents of small children here in Canada is really mind boggling.
There are some nice ones like pregnancy, maternity and paternity leave, but even stacked up that only applies till the child is around 1 yr of age, after that parents are pretty much SOL in regards to laws and work.

Employers have no legal obligation whats so ever to schedule a parent around their child(s) care or schooling. I've been struggling with this lack of acknowledgments to parental's plights since returning to work 3 yrs ago. Unfortunately, I do not work in a place in that allows for flexibility in work scheduling. The most I've been able to pull off is being granted 16 hrs/week and scheduled on weekends.

My little ones goes to school next year and although I'd be able to work while she's in school...there is absolutely no applicable form or request that I can make to my work to open myself up to work those hours. At least non that they would be legally obligated to grant.

It's just frustrating the lack of laws for parents (of young children) in the work place.

[Castile]

Fuck you Australia Post. Seriously customer service is meant to be your "thing" right? Then why is your ONLY phone number manned in the eastern states where it is a holiday so guess what? In Perth it isn't and I cannot contact anyone by phone...this parcel is such a freakin nightmare and it isn't even mine! And why was the flippin thing sent to some dispatch centre that isnt anywhere near me and ONLY operates in hours that I am at work and can't go there? There is a post office literatly at the end of my road...why didn't this shit of a thing go there???

*draws breath* your only saving grace was the nice man that served me when i had to physcially go into a post office in my lunch break (which was enough of an ordeal) to try to find where on earth this thing was....

[cowmuflage]

Ugh was so close to getting the 25-man uld proto in that run D: Like two things away! We just HAD to burn the 2nd to last boss didn't we?

[Lupis]

Ugh was so close to getting the 25-man uld proto in that run D: Like two things away! We just HAD to burn the 2nd to last boss didn't we?

Awh! Did people not listen? >.< If you can, sign up for Allestia's Uld25 run. Very good group and he does it weekly.

[cowmuflage]

Ugh was so close to getting the 25-man uld proto in that run D: Like two things away! We just HAD to burn the 2nd to last boss didn't we?

Awh! Did people not listen? >.< If you can, sign up for Allestia's Uld25 run. Very good group and he does it weekly.

Yeah people where very deaf. I will see if I can do that next week! Thanks for the info :3

[Snowy]

Getting up dead early to expect your parcel, only to find out they tried to deliver it even earlier and now you have to go and pick it up and then you have to go to the door to sign for someone else's parcel. -.- Seriously people in this house are so fucking lazy, if you're expecting parcels, especially if you have to sign for them, DO IT YOURSELF. Don't just expect that I'm always going to do it for you, cause if I'm not expecting mail, I won't.

[Varethyn]

I don't understand what just happened.
I was watching Jesse Cox play Among the Sleep and suddenly found myself yearning for an old toy I used to have as a kid - a sewn purple tortoise named Claire - but I don't know where she is and it's upsetting me greatly. Then I found myself imagining a baby crying and got really distressed about it, then imagined finding an abandoned baby in some forest-y park-like place...

What does it mean? ...Why won't I stop crying?

[Novikova]

I got pick pocketed. It's not like I needed groceries or a prescription...