250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

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250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Saturo » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:01 pm

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1. Vol'jin
2. Cairne
3. Saurfang
4. Silvanus
5. Hogger
6. Lor'themar Theron
7. Gorge the Corpsegrinder
8. Jeremiah Payson
9. Thathung
10. Saurfang The Younger's bloated corpse
11. Duchess Mynx
12. Mickey Levine
13. Megzeg Nukklebust
14. Gharbad the Weak
15. Mankrik
16. Mankrik's wife
17. Gurky
18. Lurky
19. Murky
20. Basic Campfire
21. That unclickable goblin girl who petal-powers the Northrend zeps.
22. Gamon
23. Ganoosh
24. Ukor
25. Salandria
26. Lou the Cabin Boy
27. The Leaper
28. Noggle Ficklespragg
29. Egbert
30. Bloated monsterbelly
31. Ug'thor Bloodfrenzy
32. High-Oracle Soo-say
33. Crewman Shubbscoop
34. Clarice Foster
35. Lost Barrens Kodo
36. Kekek
37. A Death Knight ghoul named Bonegobbler
38. Westfall Chicken
39. Shambles
40. Princess
41. Half a stack of peacebloom
42. The login dragon
43. Sarkoth
44. A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
45. Tiny Snowman
46. Farmer's Broom
47. Erlan Drudgemoor
48. Chocolate Celebration Cake
49. High Tinker Gelbin Mekkatorque, King of Gnomes
50. Sickly Gazelle
51. Furious crawdad
52. Huge Snowball
53. MOLL-E
54. Sharpened Letter Opener
55. Old Blanchy
56. Old Blanchy's Feed Pouch
57. Durotar Tiger Fur
58. Brave Leaping Deer
59. Doras
60. Chief Thunder-Skins
61. Sig Nicious
62. Bergrisst
63. Samuro
64. Mai'Kyl
65. Withered Staff
66. Lucky Rock
67. Consecration Rank 3
68. Mootoo The Younger
69. Two Bolts of Woolen Cloth
70. Chen's Empty Keg
71. Mr. Smite
72. Cookie's Tenderizer
73. Snowshoe Hare
74. Tawny Grisette
75. Whizzed-Out Gizmo
76. Koma
77. Nibbles
78. Cookie
79. Lord Kragaru
80. Moss Agate
81. Desolace
82. Advanced Target Dummy
83. Target Dummy
84. The auction house ding bell.
85. /flirt
86. Troll-hide Bag
87. Coal
88. Foreman's Blackjack
89. Mr. Bigglesworth
90. Clam Bar
91. Soothe Animal Rank 2
92. High Priestess Tyrande
93. The Booterang: A Cure For The Common Worthless Peon
94. Bushwhacker's Jaw
95. Siouxsie the Banshee
96. Foreman Thazz'ril
97. Ripped Ogre Loincloth
98. Donna
99. Package of Empty Ooze Containers
100. Gnoll Spittle
101. Hootie the Strigid Screecher
102. Shan'ti
103. Auctioneer Stampi
104. Nature Resistance Totem Rank 5
105. Lard
106. That hill in the Barrens that kinda looks like a ding-a-ling from the right angle.
107. Whale Statue
108. Teleport: Moonglade
109. Innkeeper Norman
110. The Gold Mine Flag in Arathi Basin
111. Nubless Pacifier
112. Squire Edwards
113. Edwin VanCleef
114. ED-210
115. Wetlands
116. Aged Yolk
117. 87 Green Power Crystals
118. Arclight Spanner
119. Shizzle
120. XT-002 Deconstructor
121. Orcon, Orc Warrior
122. Two points in Brambles
123. Miniature Cannon Balls
124. Recipe: Savory Deviate Delight
125. Amazing Flying Carpet
126. The peon in Valley of Trials. No, the other peon. No, the other one. The one by the tree and the scorpid. The one that's asleep sometimes. Yeah, that one.
127. Ooze-covered Bag
128. Muckrake's Head
129. Izzard's Ever Flavor
130. Cat
131. Pooka
132. A Thoroughly Read Copy of "Nat Pagle's Extreme' Anglin."
133. Nat Pagle
134. Deviate Fish
135. A Crazy Grab Bag
136. More DOTS!
137. Cubic Zirconia Ring
138. OOX-22/FE Distress Beacon
139. Matron Tikkit
140. Black Mageweave Leggings (Even the dude version)
141. Griftah
142. Kyle The Frenzied
143. What the Eck?
144. Northshire Abbey
145. Westfall Stew
146. The WTF Folder
147. Sarah Kerrigan
148. 1g27s10c
149. El Pollo Grande
150. Copper Bar
151. Fish Feast
152. That running toilet sound my Soulwell makes.
153. Newman's Landing
154. Mutanus the Devourer
155. Zargh
156. Deadly Blunderbuss
157. Going Down?
158. Metzen the Reindeer
159. The Stoppable Force
160. Disgusting Oozeling
161. Those ropey, poley things that are supposed to keep people in line in the SW bank. Those velvet rope pole things? I don't know what the hell they're called.
162. Pamela Redpath's freaking creepy-ass doll.
163. Deadmines, even though there are no Horde quests there.
164. Stitches
165. Breanni
166. Patch 1.7
167. Harvest Festival
168. That "Lore" blood elf in the Warcraft: The Magazine add. Who drew that? It's neat.
169. Khan Shaka
170. Oh yeah! Stanchions!
171. A touchable +5 to dexterity vest.
172. Draenor
173. Crusty
174. Wicked Claw
175. Palehoof's holographic wolf hunter pet
176. Mind Soothe, any rank.
177. Red Punch Card
178. Sprinkle
179. King Mosh
180. The LFG tool.
181. Extended maintenance
182. Glyph of Lightwell
183. Uda the Beast
184. Samantha "Sam" Swifthoof
185. Ruby Shades
186. Green Hills of Stranglethorn - Page 18
187. Washed-Up Mage
188. Boots
189. Jerkin of the Untamed Spirit, if you know what I mean.
190. The auto-unstuck button
191. Empty Wrapper
192. Tangy Clam Meat
193. Captain Sanders' Booty Bag
194. Ardo Dirtpaw
195. Elegant Dress
196. 11122133333wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
197. Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID!
198. Millhouse Manastorm
199. Red Snapper
200. Warlord Gorchuk
201. Rexxar
202. Sayge
203. Erathius, King of Dirt
204. No U!
205. Captain Placeholder
206. 7 Inner Fire charges.
207. Archangel Tyrael (even though you just know he's the real badguy and Diablo I & II were just a clever plot of his to destroy the Worldstone)
208. Wild Mustard
209. Soon™
210. Lollipop
211. Mulgris Deepriver
212. Auctioneer Naxxremis
213. Zombie Griswold
214. Washte Pawne
215. That Dalaran lamp we could lick on but wouldn't stay on. I mean, it's fixed now but it still would be better than Garrosh.
216. Captured Chicken
217. The farmer's cat, Dragon
218. Darkmoon Faire
219. A pigtailed, female blood elf death knight named after a Sanrio character
220. Mountaineer Gravelgaw
221. Tartalikitak
222. Broken U.L.O.S.E. Button
223. Cro Threadstrong
224. Box of Stale Candy
225. Rocket Chicken
226. The J!NX ad girl. No, the hotter one.
227. A bad 80's sitcom
228. Scott Pilgrim
229. The "Mug Bug"
230. Elder Mootoo (despite being a horrible father)
231. Mustard Dog Basket!
232. Jade. Not the dragon. Just Jade. One piece.
233. A gross of Cro's Apples
234. The gassy spirit of Richard Nixon
235. Tseric
236. Unstable Shroom
237. A bubble of paladins
238. The "Lazy and Good for Nothing" buff
239. A Goldenscale Vendorfish mounted on a plaque with a motion sensor. When people walk by it it sings and, maybe occasionally, gives orders.
240. Bench
241. Headless Horseman's mount
242. The 1 Ring
243. A case of that god-awful Mt. Dew, quote, Game Fuel, end quote
244. The Azshara server
245. Goldsire
246. More spawned overlords
247. Ruined Scented Candle
248. An unfulfilled promise of new dances :(
249. An Aion fanboi
250. Papa Smurf

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Max » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:02 pm

QFT

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Sonata » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:20 pm

Still blasphemy that Abasic Camfire is not number one!

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Aleu » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:21 pm

My vote goes to the Basic Campfire. Better then Garrosh any day!

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Dewclaw » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:34 pm

I think Chocolate Celebration Cake would be a shoo in.

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Saturo » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:35 pm

*Gets to work on a "Griftah for Warchief" poster*

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Nevar » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:51 pm

Thumbs up! Nevar approves

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Pawtrack » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:14 pm

So true

I might have to go ally if garrosh takes over... plus the goblin city is yuko

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Arwyn » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:03 am

Poor poor misunderstood Garrosh. Its bad when even before you take the thrown your subjects could care less for you and are plotting who they want to replace you with. (Now someone go and get Hogger.)

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Dulanie » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:06 am

226. The J!NX ad girl. No, the hotter one


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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Rottingham » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:21 am

I think we're missing some very basic ones:

Lord Voldemort
A turtle
Michael Scott
Mr. T
A plate of Blueberry Skones
A drunk midget clown with a drunk giant clown at a bar
Anyone from Soviet Russia
My 40lb pug
George Bush
George Bush in an Elegant Dress
A well famed Scottish Poet

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P.Dawg!

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Nevar » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:23 am

Even Sparkly Vampires would be a better warchief imo at least they are symmetrical...

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Mr. Perfect » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:44 am

How can there only be 250 entries on that list? As soon as Garrosh takes control, my Horde characters will be LFG for the take-down achievement.
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Unread post by Rhyela » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:44 am

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by mpd_84 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 3:35 am

i read every one of those.you are now my most favoriteist gnome ever...

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Ryno » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:11 am

Mankrik's wife for Warchief! Had me laughing, me likes.

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Mr. Perfect » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:36 am

Tu'u'gwar <"He Who Plays With Food"> would also be an acceptable Warchief.
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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

Unread post by Azunara » Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:55 am

King Krush would make an awesome warchief. He'd run around eating every griefer that killed him when a hunter had tried to tame him.

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Re: 250 better warchiefs than Garrosh

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