Corrupted Wishes

[Saturo]

Granted, you now live at work.

I wish I had some books or something to read, instead of re-reading old webcomics.

[Dulanie]

Granted but they're all written in Mesopotamian.

I wish I had some shrimp and alligator cheesecake.

[Rottingham]

wish: granted! however, the you instead got alligator and shrimp that taste like cheesecake

I wish I sisnt have this sunburn... the sun is racist against the Irish <.<

[tramani]

granted , you now have aids instead of sunburn

i wish i had a puppy

[rubybeam]

granted but it's a corehound and everytime you tried to pet it burned your hand

i wish that some random person was chibified

[Saturo]

.Granted.
10 set command
20 edit line; {rubybeam}, goto 30
30 set chibi; yes.

Done.

I wish reading old webcomics was more fun.

[tramani]

granted but now the new ones are boring

i wish the guy that galileo galilei never was born because he invented stuff i was gonna invent

[rubybeam]

granted only now the invention invented humankind to early and pollution is takeing it's effect to fast

i wish that I had a chibi sized fireproof pants now

[Azunara]

Granted, but your upper half catches on fire. Whoops.

I wish that the servers would come up. I'm. So. Bored.

[rubybeam]

granted, but then the cataclysum happens (( what if the patch is actually all about that :O))


i wish that now i had a freiproof shirt

[Saturo]

Granted, but you now lose all the blessings Mighty Frei bestowed upon you.

I wosh the iPhone spellcheck was better.

[rubybeam]

granted. only it explodes it's so good

then i wish i got your blessings back

[Jangalian]

Granted, but the blessings are now a curse, and every food you touch turns into a radish.

I wish I had a green thumb, and could grow plants well.

[Saturo]

Granted, your entire right hand morphs into an orcs hand, and plants start growing out of your ears.

I wish the above text wasn't so likely to give me nightmares.

[Jangalian]

Granted, instead of seeing plants ears, you see endless repeating images of the test above that. IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!!!!!!

I wish I had some gum.

[rubybeam]

granted but it burns your toungue

then i wish that my food was not a radish every time but a shrimp

[Jangalian]

Granted, but the effect still stands! Every food you touch for the rest of your life turns into a shrimp!


I wish mosquitoes were extinct.

[Rottingham]

Granted, but Now spiders learn how to fly and suck your blood... O.o

(I'm gunna try to break the system by being as specific as possible!)

I wish that tomorrow I have really tasty shrimp that were NOT part of the oilspill so I will not die from eating them and they do not give me indigestion, upset stomach, or anything else I need pepto bismal for, or any other repercussions...

HAVE FUN WITH THAT!!!

[tramani]

it was the last shrimp on earth and you made the species extinct

i wish i had a giant alligator pet that loved me and will never hurt me EVER

[Saturo]

Granted, but it explodes while you're at work, thus killing your family.

I wish the game would re-implement running pets.