Corrupted Wishes

[Chrizesu]

Granted, but in doing so I had to break the law of the universe and you are now a cockroach.

I wish I had a kitten.

[Azunara]

Granted, but Saturo ate it like she ate my kitten. R.I.P kitten.

I wish I could tame dragons, and be the only one to do it, not to mention that the dragons won't eat me, nor will anyone smite me for having dragons and breaking the rules...

[tramani]

granted but the dragon is a sissy , pink and will never do anything

i wish my dragcave eggs would hatch and mature superfast

[Chrizesu]

Granted but now you have to get a ton of views in next to no amount of time.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

[Azunara]

Granted, but I poisoned it.

I wish it would rain.

[Rottingham]

Granted. But it's raining men O.o

I wish that the trolls in WoW look more like the trolls from LoTR

[tramani]

granted , but now the trolls in loTR look like the trolls in wow => the trolls in wow look like the trolls in wow ...yeah think about that

i wish i had a cookie

[rubybeam]

granted but as soon has you touch it a ghoul comes up and eats it then redies

i wish that no one was allergic to me and i wasn't allergic to anything

[Azunara]

Granted, but a meteor falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish I was an astronaut.

[rubybeam]

granted but then you get hit by an ever burning shooting star. oh the luck of it.

I wish I wasn't roadkill

[Sonata]

Granted, but you are already dead.

I wish that I was a robot!

[Saturo]

Granted, but you're stuck inside a locked room, unpowered.

I wish rocks would fall from the sky and kill random people. Except for me.

[Sonata]

Granted but it hit the guy who was delivering your lunch.

I wish...for a date with Jeeves!

[Azunara]

Granted, but "Jeeves" is Ryno in a robot suit.

I wish the above image wasn't as creepy as it looks.

[Sonata]

Granted but now it's slightly less creepy.

I wish for a glass of water.

[Ëlfdragon]

Granted, but its salt water.

I wish my King Krush wasnt eating me out of house and home, and the Saturo didnt own the souls of me and 9 other of my guilds core raiders.

[Jangalian]

Granted. Your King krush eats Saturo, and forever digests the souls of those she has eaten.

I wish I could take a nap.

[Chrizesu]

Granted but you have nightmares about Saturo molesting you.

I wish for a sammich.

[Saturo]

Granted. It tastes a bit funny tough.

I wish Jangalian didn't dream about me molesting him.

[Chrizesu]

Granted, but now he dreams of me molesting him.

I wish I had a pet belf.