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[tramani]

PICKLE

[Saturo]

"Leonard Nimoy would roll in his grave."
"He's not dead."
"I know. Your singing is that awful."

[rubybeam]

so i heard you like mupkips

[tramani]

"kill john lennon , kill john lennon , dad where does john lennon live?"
"john lennon is dead son"
"ah damnit"

[Saturo]

"It'd be like hobos and emo combined... 0.o"
"Emotional Hobocore?"
"Yah."

[rubybeam]

blonde jokes. always seem to brighten the day even if your blonde.

[Saturo]

"Being rude never felt so good."
"Also evil."
"Shut up."

[rubybeam]

this is the random qoute of the day you cannot redo it ebcause if you try it redo's you therefore it wins all battlegrounds.

[Azunara]

This is the post that never ends. It goes on and on my frie-*loud thwacking sound and a yelp, followed by a thud, then a muffled voice saying, "Look. I ended it."*

[Saturo]

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

[rubybeam]

drowning cows.

[Azunara]

Oooh. I hope that isn't the smell of my oven on fire...

[Saturo]

Giant robotical ants attack! This isn't a joke! WARN EVERYONE! NOBODY IS SAFE!

[rubybeam]

stinky dirty dino feet

[Azunara]

Mama get the gun! They be stealing the chickens again!

[rubybeam]

cow turds.

[Saturo]

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[Loridon]

Germany lost from Spain with 1-0 yesterday.

[Saturo]

I don't want to survive. I want to live!

[tramani]

I wake up every evening
With a big smile on my face
And it never feels out of place.
And you're still probably working
At a 9 to 5 pace
I wonder how bad that tastes

When you see my face
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way
I hope it gives you hell, I hope it gives you hell

Now where's your picket fence love
And where's that shiny car
Did it ever get you far?
You never seem so tense, love
Never seen you fall so hard
Do you know where you are?

Truth be told I miss you
Truth be told I'm lying