The Off Topic Topic

[Saturo]

*Kills the Mistress of Magma*
"Ooooh! I just got a new title. Richard, Mistress of Magma!"

[Fworbin]

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensce plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Blah, issues with it. Still, suppose that's what I get.

[Saturo]

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[GethlarNomudac]

Im listening to green day

[Saturo]

"Just shadowbolt it?"
"Shadowbolt ain't enough! We need more fire!"
*Saturo has invented spell: Concentrated Rain of Fire!*
"Bwahahah!"
"You scare me..."

[GethlarNomudac]

"If you say Who's the tank, I'll break your arms!"

[Saturo]

"My rain of fire isn't powerful enough..."
*Combines Gnomish Death Ray with Raise Dead*

[GethlarNomudac]

"Let me show you my bunnies,
this is MADDNESS"
"MADDNESS?"
"And THIS IS SPARTAAA!"

[Fworbin]

"Now riddle me this: what sort of soft-headed, beard-gnawing merchants braves goblins, mountains, more goblins, and then those damn elephants to show up with nothing but one piece of cheese and two rolls of cloth? These merchants, that's who. I noticed one try to eat his own ear coming in, gods know how they're going to get out. Fortunately they're dumb enough to take some of these useless trinkets in trade."

[GethlarNomudac]

i just set my sock on fire with AXE

[Azunara]

You people obviously don't know how necroing is done. You see, you take a bunch of cultists, have them gather around the thread, begin chanting evilly, force life back into the thread, and voila. A necromanced thread.

Wait, that isn't the proper use of necro? Oh...I like my version.

[rubybeam]

tako.

[GethlarNomudac]

it was my birthday yesterday!!

[rubybeam]

The cookie take's over

[Saturo]

"I see dead people..."
"Well, Arthas, sire, you ARE the leader of an undead army..."

[Fworbin]

"Yo dawg, we heard you like games, so we put a game in your game in- Yo Xzibit, I know you're meme'in', and I'mma let you finish-Can't let you do that, Kanye."

[FuzzyDolly]

I need a backer so I can start my business.

[rubybeam]

what happens if you combine an octopus and a mushroom?

[GethlarNomudac]

"Craig can you take me into your home?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"I hate you."
"Should that really matter at a time like this?"

[bluddy]

off to pays a bill" sigh