Ask a Faction Leader Series

[Aleu]

http://www.wow.com/category/ask-a-faction-leader/

Read'em. Seriously.

[Sonata]

I am a loyal follower of that....so I encourage others to read.
Going to read them again now.

[cowmuflage]

yeah pretty good. Nice time useing up reads.

[Saturo]

Ah, these. They're good.

[Fworbin]

That..is the funniest thing I've read in a long while.

[Anansi]

They're pretty hit and miss, but the Vol'jin one is hands down the best.

"Ya, mon, ya stay away from da voodoo, but if a troll lady say she wantcha ta come get da voodoo, you go get da voodoo. Ya big idiot. "

[Azunara]

Chromie one cracks me up. xD

[Kastarakovski]

Vol'jin: "Jes' be careful. Dem udda t'ing you might be usin' wit ya lady? Also detachable. Ya been warned, mon."

I. about. died. laughing.
Oh my god, that storyline I have with Cleyandra and Kas might take an interesting turn 'cause of that XD!

[Saturo]

Dear Velen,

Being a prophet, you are probably aware of forthcoming cataclysm. With Thunder Bluff built on 4 mesas, I am worried about safety of the city and its citizens. Since you guys possess some kind of expertise in crashing things (specifically capital cities) I was wondering if you could lend some advice for case it gets struck down.

Best Regards,
Baine Bloodhoof

Velen replies:

Ah, it's good to see Horde leaders initiating a rapport. While I'm certainly not an architect or artificer -- trades better left to younger and stronger draenei -- I have been around for quite a while, so I can give some advice regarding the construction of your city.


Crystals. Tons of crystals. Ask the blood elves to give you some, I'm sure they have huge underground silos just filled to the brim with the damn things. Add them everywhere. On doors, on your roofs, on pillars, hell, even just lying around on the ground.

Want your city to float? Crystals. Want your city to repel attacks? Crystals. Want your city to irradiate local wildlife? Crystals.

Crystals are pretty much the key to doing things. Every things. All of them. One of those things may indeed be "preventing a poorly-built city made of sticks and mud from falling into Deepholm."