). Well, I've been having fun, and leveling a new hunter has been fun. Well, let's get to the REAL story!T'all started when I was training in Mulgore. Was only young then, and my tallstrider Wark, was too. We set off in our training, killing many Battletusks that threatened our home, and saving our part of our homeland. But that was not all...it turned out, that I was summoned somewhere else, too. But oh well, the past is the past, no?
In the early morn, I was sent out to the outer reaches of Mulgore, to kill harpies. I can stand anything but harpies. Out of everything, why'd it have to be harpies!
I killed many harpies, expelling them from the land. Good. I don't like those feathered elves anyways.
Well, after killing harpies, twas mostly a blur. I remember bringing a wolf back to someone...and killing some Swoops and a few other things. Before I knew it, I was a ghost wolf-Yes...I was a ghost wolf- and on my way to another camp. Must my traveling never stop!
Well, after a while...I grew in power...like...a lot...
TO ASHZARA!
After a while, I was now instructed to go to the "world famous secret lab". Not much of a secret, if you ask me. Well, before that, nothing much happened. Just me, killing some elves, riding a goblin machine, seeing the past of another elf that is dead, making stone goblins live and fleshy again, and riding a rocket.
Weeeeeeeeee!
Well, after that, I almost crashed. I am glad I didn't though. This goblin technology, so...so...SO dangerous. It scares me D: I also decided to take a break in all this adventuring nonsense, and decided to pick up a cheetah pet. I found Dishu alone, and she seemed to like me. Well, Dishu followed me on my long, merciless walk back to Azshara. We became good friends, and my fellow buddy. Wark went back to live with my parents in Mulgore. They could always use a little excitement.
Goblins also made me kill Hippogriffs :c I didn't want too!
That's when I met Subject Nine. I swear raptors are getting smarter. Bad things happen when raptors are smart! But, she seemed nice, though. She sent me to get some plans-BORRRING! Well, that's what I thought before I saw a 10' Goblin, with tenticle arms charging at me. More like, OH SHI- moment. (Scuse my language) Well, anywho.. after that, she told me to release raptors...baby raptors...oh what I was not expecting...
Subject Nine.
D'awww-ow-wwwwwwwww-ow-wwwww! ow. ow. ow. AH GET 'EM OFF GET 'EM OFF! THEY'RE BITING MY FACE OFF.
After dropping off the raptors, I used the left over bandages I made with linen to clean my wounds. I forgot I had them! Well, as I patched my wounds, I looked up to see the raptors jump in a rocket, and head to who knows where. Why do I even bother.............
That's when assistant Greely sent me to scare-and I mean this literally-the sh*t out of a giant. No kidding!
I also think my windrider cub thought me as a toy. She pounced on me a lot.
Well, it didn't work. He just kicked me backwards. Into a pile of dirt....which I don't think was dirt....
Then I was to retrieve a giant sized laxative - eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww - Well, I did that alright. It was heavy. Now, the plan was to say that it was chocolate, and feed it to the giant. Well...he sculpt it into a goblin, and twisted the head off it.... /forever disturbed
After that, I was too go to the island in the middle of the bay. There, I went into the Inn to get some rest. Stepping outside to the balcony, I come across the most disgusting thing I have EVER seen.
These goblins do NOT pick up after themselves!
Not much happened after that. I rode a turtle to a base camp, killed more elves, saw a few funny things, and decided to go to Ashenvale, and help out where I could there. Oh well! More to come, my comrades!
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Congrats on Dishu, and good thing you got those raptors off your face when you did! Little buggers bite hard. 
