hairstyle reward system

[Knee-Sniper]

I AM HAIRCUT FROM THE WOW GENERAL FORUMS
my friend who has an account here is letting me post my idea here so here goes

so with the new scroll of resurrection, I think staying players should get a reward too, so how about a hair style rewards system??? the longer you keep subscribed the more options you get for really awesome or pretty hair styles!!! and if you stay subscribed for a really long time you get a special hair mount.

(then I came up with this) ok well I have something to add to it:

every month of subscription time gives you 1 Hair Token, which you can use to buy Hair Recipes which will make that hairstyle available in the barber shop from then on. if you have 12 Hair Tokens you can buy the hair mount, or if you have 24 Hair Tokens you can buy a 2 player flying hair mount. it will look like Cousin Itt and to ride it you jump in the hair but your head sticks out so you can see and breathe.

the Hair Token vendors will be Topper McNabb for the Alliance so he will finally have a job and stop annoying guys, and Gamon for the Horde bc he probably feels he needs to get a life after being killed so much. they will be advertising it by Topper will have pink hair and Gamon will have a ponytail.

you can still attack Gamon but he'll insta respawn. also he no longer throws his axe at you instead he throws hair.

[Zuilu]

-Blank stare-

[Niabi]

-More Blank Stare-

[Talaridan]

[Knee-Sniper]

what, tell me you wouldnt want a hair mount??? itd look like the hair thing on the right:

except lying down so you can sit in the hair and ride it like a rocket kinda except in the hair not on it.

[Wassa]

[Tsuki]

At first I was like


Then I was like

"DEAR GOD THATS A LOT OF HAIR."

Now I'm pretty much the first one again.

[Aeladrine]

I thought... at first I thought that you could buy more hair options for your characters with this, and I was kind of for it. And then I realized it was a mount?

[Bonita]

Its hairstyles and a hair mount... I think lol

[cowmuflage]

I need booze to understand this.

[Teigan]

That was not what I needed to read right before bed. I..I....*logs off*

[Talaridan]

[Lisaara]

[Vephriel]

[Lisaara]

Perfect one.

[GormanGhaste]

I'd love to see this discussed on the blizzard forums

[Wain]

Hare mount? I'm all for a hare mount:

[GormanGhaste]

Hare mount? I'm all for a hare mount

I've always thought that the Brewfest mount should have been a Wolpertinger!

[Lisaara]

I'd love to see this discussed on the blizzard forums

It would get trolled.....badly. XD

[Zuilu]

Oh dear lord this had me laughing SO hard!