Random funny thing's I've found:

[starkittens]

Like the title says, Random. But, Feel free to add to these at any time you so wish.

Crazy is a loose term? That's putting it loosely. *hehehe... so not funny.*
1.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
2.Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.
3.Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
4.Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
5.Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
6.Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
7.Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
8.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!"
9.Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
10.Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
11.Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.
12.Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist.
13.Crazy is when you quote Warriors at random moments.
14.Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
15.Crazy is when you are crazy.
16.Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during PE.
17.Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
18.Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
19.Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
20.Crazy is when you yell out something completely random in a quiet place then start doing a happy dance in front of the class.
21.Crazy is when you take the time to read this list and get to the end.
22.Crazy is when you stay up all night fall asleep on the sofa, your sister wakes you up to call a friend and you start scrubbing the counter like crazy focusing on one spot you can't scrub up and having no idea as to why your doing that.
23.Crazy is when you stay up til 3:00 in the morning, stick your head the bedroom window and yell "THE ALIENS ARE HERE! THEY'RE HERE! LOOOOOOOOOOK!"
24. Crazy is running around in costume through your friends neigborhoods screaming about pie.


Things to do in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares" and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the Hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously and loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack. When people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. Run down the isles with a blanket around your neck like a cape, shouting "Come robin! To the Batmobile!"


Things That Are Too True To Be Forgotten
1.Boys are like Slinkies: useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. *Watch fall? I'm the one pushing them =3*
2.I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
3.I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
4.It takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, and only four to reach out and slap someone.
5.They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG!, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
6.I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? I'll tell you why, paper can't beat anything. Rock would just shred paper to bits. So when I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your paper would protect you."
7.I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I was aiming for your face.
8.You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
9.I don't get Evening News. They say, "Good evening," and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
10.A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but only best friends run up to you, show you the knife they found and then invite you to come stab people with them.
11.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
12.Let me know if anything I say offends you; I might want to offend you later.
13.One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!
14.When I say LOL, I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.
15.I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
16. Keep smiling- it makes people wonder what you've been up too.


FRIENDS :VS: BEST FRIENDS

1. A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
2. A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."
3. A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.
4. A friend helps you find you're prince charming; Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
5. A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain; Best Friend takes yours and runs away.
6. A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies
7. A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"
8. A friend knows a lot of things about you; Best Friend could right a very embarrassing biography of your live.
9. A friend will teach me how to drive; Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so I can collect insurance.
10. A friend will go to the concert with me; Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.
11. A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public; Best Friend is making a fool of herself next to me.
12. A friend asks you for something to eat; a Best Friend is the reason you have no food.
13. A friend hates your ex-boyfriend; Best Friends flirt with him just to annoy you.
14. A friend will push you in a spinney chair; Best Friend steals the chair sits in it and demands you to spin them.
15. A friend asks for the cookie, Best friend steals the bag and says PLEASE?
16. A friend laughs with you; Best friend laughs at you.
17. A friend says I love your dogs; Best friends are secretly plotting on how to steal them.
18. A friend will hide you from the cops; Best Friend is the reason they’re after you

Lastly, something that will make this something other then just some random thread:
Racism is WRONG!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... when I was born, I was BLACK. When I grew up, I was BLACK. When I'm sick, I'm BLACK. When I go out in the sun, I'm BLACK. When I'm cold, I'm BLACK. When I die, I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go out in the sun, you turn RED. When you're cold, you turn BLUE. And when you die, you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down, and the white man walked away...