Do we really want to help the Pandaren?

Unread post by **Melissa** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:49 pm

I was levelling my warrior alt... Had the quest where Li Li follows you in Valley of the Four Winds, and this just kinda happened...

I don't know, I might help the Mogu out now, not sure if I like the idea of Pandaren cooking children...

Unread post by **Slapperfish** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:52 pm

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My DragonCave · Unread post by **Myrrmi** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:50 am

Well, we people take our youth to foreign summer journeys to see foreign landscapes, monuments of architecture, and meet people of different cultures.
Mantids take their to see foreign landscapes, a monument of architecture, and meet people of different culture.

I don't see a problem

Unread post by **Zhinru** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:04 am

Slapperfish wrote:If anything, the Mogu are worse. Ever wonder why there aren't any young/juvenile Mogu walking around Pandaria?

Oh, and don't get me started on Mantids...

Mantid children are born murderers - the little swarmborn you occasionally see are born mindless insects ready to kill. Only once they killed enough, they gain sapience. It's actually kinda disturbing.

And Mogu... I think they wouldn't oppose to the situation in your screenshot either.

Unread post by **Equeon** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:43 am

Zhinru wrote: Mantid children are born murderers - the little swarmborn you occasionally see are born mindless insects ready to kill. Only once they killed enough, they gain sapience. It's actually kinda disturbing.

That's because they were sha-corrupted and mass-bred by the Queen. Don't be dissin' the Mantid, now!

Unread post by **Zhinru** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:03 pm

Equeon wrote:
Zhinru wrote: Mantid children are born murderers - the little swarmborn you occasionally see are born mindless insects ready to kill. Only once they killed enough, they gain sapience. It's actually kinda disturbing.
That's because they were sha-corrupted and mass-bred by the Queen. Don't be dissin' the Mantid, now!

Didn't the Klaxxi imply that's just Mantid life-cycle in general? The whole "swarm the wall every century or so" is supposed to be that test of strength for the swarmborn to gain sapience. The time span between the swarms was just the time span between birthing new generations.

Unread post by **Slickrock** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:22 pm

I feel sorry for the Mogu having to deal with alcoholic bears.

Unread post by **Slapperfish** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:55 pm

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Unread post by **Melissa** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:07 pm

Slapperfish wrote:If anything, the Mogu are worse. Ever wonder why there aren't any young/juvenile Mogu walking around Pandaria?

Oh, and don't get me started on Mantids...

Okay so not the Mogu either... Let's look at the other options;

The Alliance? They're helping out the Pandaren, so no thanks.
The Horde? I'd rather not be on Garrosh his side
Wrathion? I don't trust that guy ever since he told us to murder the other faction.
So what would want to destroy the Horde, Alliance, Pandaren, Mogu AND Wrathion... Hmmm...

... All the options are evil guys themselves. I guess I'll start my own faction or something, become corrupt with power and be a raid boss 2 expansions later. Uh... You didn't hear that.

Unread post by **Danielfboone** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:03 pm

Slapperfish wrote:If anything, the Mogu are worse. Ever wonder why there aren't any young/juvenile Mogu walking around Pandaria?

Oh, and don't get me started on Mantids...

Not to mention that we are told that even though we helped the Klaxxi, they will probably turn on us at the first opportunity if their true masters ever return.

Unread post by **Danielfboone** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:05 pm

Melissa wrote:I was levelling my warrior alt... Had the quest where Li Li follows you in Valley of the Four Winds, and this just kinda happened...

I don't know, I might help the Mogu out now, not sure if I like the idea of Pandaren cooking children...

That might just be the only way that guy could get his kid to take a bath.

Unread post by **Wain** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:57 pm

Danielfboone wrote:
Melissa wrote:I was levelling my warrior alt... Had the quest where Li Li follows you in Valley of the Four Winds, and this just kinda happened...
I don't know, I might help the Mogu out now, not sure if I like the idea of Pandaren cooking children...
That might just be the only way that guy could get his kid to take a bath.

I think you might be onto something there. "Soup-flavoured bath water!"

Unread post by **Nick** » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:11 pm

Wain wrote:
Danielfboone wrote:
Melissa wrote:I was levelling my warrior alt... Had the quest where Li Li follows you in Valley of the Four Winds, and this just kinda happened...
I don't know, I might help the Mogu out now, not sure if I like the idea of Pandaren cooking children...
That might just be the only way that guy could get his kid to take a bath.
I think you might be onto something there. "Soup-flavoured bath water!"

Take your damn bath and eat it too!
Good if you're on a timecrunch and have to debate between bathing and eating.

Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:42 am

Wain wrote:
Danielfboone wrote:That might just be the only way that guy could get his kid to take a bath.
I think you might be onto something there. "Soup-flavoured bath water!"

And then they can wash the dishes when they're done!

**My Characters** · Unread post by **Kurenio** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 9:15 pm

Melissa wrote:
Slapperfish wrote:If anything, the Mogu are worse. Ever wonder why there aren't any young/juvenile Mogu walking around Pandaria?

Oh, and don't get me started on Mantids...
Okay so not the Mogu either... Let's look at the other options;

The Alliance? They're helping out the Pandaren, so no thanks.
The Horde? I'd rather not be on Garrosh his side
Wrathion? I don't trust that guy ever since he told us to murder the other faction.
So what would want to destroy the Horde, Alliance, Pandaren, Mogu AND Wrathion... Hmmm...

... All the options are evil guys themselves. I guess I'll start my own faction or something, become corrupt with power and be a raid boss 2 expansions later. Uh... You didn't hear that.

You have to wait two expansion? I was a raid boss in wrath because the horde out numbered the alliance on my realm so much.... man those WGs were fun.

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