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Funny NPC sayings

#1 Unread post by Iowawolf » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:51 pm

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Just did a world quest and when it ended the quest giver didn't know my Skyterror wasn't furry as this text says what other funny NPC sayings has anyone else heard?
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#2 Unread post by Sukurachi » Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:59 pm

one of my favourites was in Pandaria, where everyone was rush rush rushing to get to max level to do end-game content... and every other NPC would say "Slow down, take your time".

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#3 Unread post by Jelani » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:35 pm

I still get a chuckle thinking about the pandaria quest that made fun of the "arrow to the knee" joke from Skyrim

Theres even a new Tortollan version. "I used to be an adventurer like you....then I got better," XD

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#4 Unread post by GormanGhaste » Sat Sep 29, 2018 5:32 pm

"What is the traditional greeting in Suramar City?"
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#5 Unread post by Wain » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:51 pm

The one that makes me laugh is one of the generic intros for world quests in Nazmir, for Horde. Talanji's head pops up and says she's heard that "an enemy close-by wishes for your death". It's always funny when it turns out to be a riverbeast or a bug or something. A riverbeast with underworld connections that has let it be known it wants you dead. :lol:
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#6 Unread post by Holgarr » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:32 pm

Wain wrote:The one that makes me laugh is one of the generic intros for world quests in Nazmir, for Horde. Talanji's head pops up and says she's heard that "an enemy close-by wishes for your death". It's always funny when it turns out to be a riverbeast or a bug or something. A riverbeast with underworld connections that has let it be known it wants you dead. :lol:
I did once read that more people die to hippos than crocodiles each year, so she may be on to something.
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#7 Unread post by Teigan » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:16 pm

I like Flynn's approach: That...that thing! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

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#8 Unread post by Bangeall » Tue Oct 02, 2018 5:51 pm

Love Flynn so much!

I love the human and dwarf veterans who amble about Stormwind discussing their (mis)adventures. "Wasn't that your wedding night?" I love that these random NPCs have their own stories. We don't know all the details, but it makes the world feel more alive.
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#9 Unread post by GormanGhaste » Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:29 am

Oh, I just remembered the Monty Python bit at Greywatch in Stormheim.
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