Just did a world quest and when it ended the quest giver didn't know my Skyterror wasn't furry as this text says what other funny NPC sayings has anyone else heard?
Funny NPC sayings
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Iowawolf
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Funny NPC sayings
Just did a world quest and when it ended the quest giver didn't know my Skyterror wasn't furry as this text says what other funny NPC sayings has anyone else heard?
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Sukurachi
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Re: Funny NPC sayings
one of my favourites was in Pandaria, where everyone was rush rush rushing to get to max level to do end-game content... and every other NPC would say "Slow down, take your time".
A bit of palindromic wisdom:
"Step on no pets!"
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I love pets - combat or non.
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Re: Funny NPC sayings
I still get a chuckle thinking about the pandaria quest that made fun of the "arrow to the knee" joke from Skyrim
Theres even a new Tortollan version. "I used to be an adventurer like you....then I got better," XD
Theres even a new Tortollan version. "I used to be an adventurer like you....then I got better," XD
YAY! Flight Rising! Rawr!
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GormanGhaste
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Re: Funny NPC sayings
The one that makes me laugh is one of the generic intros for world quests in Nazmir, for Horde. Talanji's head pops up and says she's heard that "an enemy close-by wishes for your death". It's always funny when it turns out to be a riverbeast or a bug or something. A riverbeast with underworld connections that has let it be known it wants you dead. 
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Holgarr
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Re: Funny NPC sayings
I did once read that more people die to hippos than crocodiles each year, so she may be on to something.Wain wrote:The one that makes me laugh is one of the generic intros for world quests in Nazmir, for Horde. Talanji's head pops up and says she's heard that "an enemy close-by wishes for your death". It's always funny when it turns out to be a riverbeast or a bug or something. A riverbeast with underworld connections that has let it be known it wants you dead.
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Re: Funny NPC sayings
I like Flynn's approach: That...that thing! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
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Love Flynn so much!
I love the human and dwarf veterans who amble about Stormwind discussing their (mis)adventures. "Wasn't that your wedding night?" I love that these random NPCs have their own stories. We don't know all the details, but it makes the world feel more alive.
I love the human and dwarf veterans who amble about Stormwind discussing their (mis)adventures. "Wasn't that your wedding night?" I love that these random NPCs have their own stories. We don't know all the details, but it makes the world feel more alive.
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