Are awesome.
Did you guys hear about Paul, the psychic octopus?
Everyone's all like "Wooo, yay! He know's who's going to win at football!" But it won't be long until the damn clairvoyant cephalopod will teach himself to fly and then inspire all of his squirmy brethren to rise up against their feeble bipedal oppressors.
We're looking at a slimy William Wallace in the making.
...Octopi are awesome.
Bipedal Oppressors, good band name.

Tiny 'pode kill you with cuteness!
Are we off topic enough, yet?